Rhys Acotar - Blog Posts

No, but Rhys saying "There you are. I've been looking for you" gives so Howl's "Yaah, gomein gomein(which in the subs is "There you are, sorry I'm late" which ik it isn't but still) and the whole scene. Well, except for the fact that Feyre was in a more sour pickle than Sophie bit that's the whole vibes of them. So yeah. That's that

Hello there!! So a few nights ago I was just thinking about how it's kind of ridiculous that we call Tamlin a tampon. Because a tampon is actually kind of useful, ykwim? And then I was like, but we needed Tamlin so that Feyre would go to Prythian. And then I was like, "Yeah, and you gotta throw away a used tampon cuz it gets toxic, just like Tamlin did" and idk if this was it, but that made me realize that this is it

Fuck Romeo and Juliet

I want what these bitches have

Friendly Reminder

Rhysand, in order to prove his cruelty and this loyalty, is known to some pretty guttering stuff. I wonder who did Amarantha order to cut off that faerie's wings in ACOTAR. Illyrian bat baby. Wings. EVEN IF HE HADN'T BEEN THE ONE TO CUT THEM OFF CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE HOW IT WOULD HAVE FELT TO EVEN HEAR THE FAERIE. IM DYING

And it was that night The Bat Boys ™ met Madja for the first time.

Aaaahhhhh I can’t

They had a two for one deal on ankle biting gremlins

Update: I fucked up. He’s listening to the ACTED OUT AUDIO BOOK

Y’all….

I’m talking to this really cute guy and I happened to mention that I’m really in to ACOTAR and then he starts reading it???? So he can talk about it with me???? I’m cooked 💀

I love that scene in ACOMAF when the IC goes to Rita’s for drinks and Azriel and Feyre spend the night drinking in a booth, placing bets, and watching Rhys flirt with everyone who comes up to him. Because you absolutely KNOW that man was internally panicking, wondering if he was succeeding at making Feyre jealous.

That whole argument over Mor’s drawing in the cabin is ridiculous! it’s obviously

Rhysand + Tamlin

Cassian + Helion

Azriel + Eris

As the three forms with wings and the three with long hair

🙄

I don’t know about y’all but I haven’t heard much about ACOTAR outside of the current Shipwar ( probably my fault cause I can’t stop interacting with the Azriel tags)

So here are some of my non romance related theories for the books:

- Azriel or Cassian is actually Rhys half brother

- Nesta is going to become high lady dusk court

- Elain is hiding part of her powers

- Truth teller is not just a knife it’s a scrying device (I have a post on this)

- We are gonna see Briar (from ACOWAR) again

- The people of Hewn city are being affected by the evil of the mountain/ there is some hidden evil (Asteri???) sleeping under the mountain

- Each of the 3 mountains of Pyrithian have a portal that connects to another world/ dimension

- The monolith on top of Ramiel takes you to the place you need to be the most

- Reincarnation is a thing and either Cassian or Nesta is a reincarnation of Enalius

- Amren is ‘from our world’

- Elain is going to be apart of a coven

You can’t convince me they didn’t cause didn’t tamlin say Rhys taught him to “please a woman” or something like that??? How tf else would he have taught him???

Am I making shit up or did Rhysand have a fucking tail in ACOTAR???

Like I think I remember it during the fireplace scene?

I don’t think it was ever mentioned again (if it was mentioned at all….)

It’s a damn shame Sarah J Maas has never elaborated on the bat boys tattoos in ACOTAR.

Like we know they have the tribal tattoos and Rhys has the mating ones and the ones on his knees

But I KNOW she’s keeping Azriel’s thigh and waist tattoos from me!

I need a diagrams.

I need the next book to have one of those in jacket lined art covers with diagrams of the tattoos

When they match each others freak because one of them is cold silent rage and the other is loud and burning rage >

Suriel appreciation post

I miss the Suriel SO MUCH

Like in the first 3 Acotar books he was just stirring up so much ✨drama✨

He didn’t need to tell Feyre to “stay with the high lord” (didn’t need to phrase it like that either) but he just couldn’t help himself.

Also that bit in ACOMAF when he is telling Feyre about the flower and he just casually drops that Rhysand is her mate. She’s all shocked and he’s just like “oh, you didn’t know” 😏

I CRIED so hard when he died. He just wanted to eat chicken, wear a warm coat, and dream of a better future. 🐓🧥🌌

SARAH JANET MAAS!

WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ANNOUNCE THE ACOTAR 6 RELEASE DATE?????

Please…

I need a hyper fixation 🥺

Allergies I think ACOTAR characters have (canon/not canon)

Nesta- pollen

Cassian- pollen

Feyre- dairy

Rhys- cats

Azriel- tree nuts

Tamlin- eggs

Gwyn- soy

Elain- ants

Eris- shellfish

Helion- latex

Amren- people

Mor- wheat

I really wish that the fae in Acotar were a bit more wild. A little freaky if you will. I wish they acted more feral and like the fae from myths. It would be more fun I think

What was SJM thinking when she made Illyrians a race with BAT LIKE WINGS live in the freezing mountains of the night court???

Bats have a large surface area because of their membranous wings

They lose heat very fast and that’s why they thrive in warm climates

They would all be freezing or dead

I NEED a Downton Abbey/ Office style Tv show of the Spring Court estate before UTM/ when Rhys and Tamlin were buddies. It would be all of the servants and household staff gossiping about the two lordlings and how ✨close✨ they are

I can’t remember when/where but I think SJM said that TOG and ACOTAR are happening at the same time. But TOG ends with “in a kingdom long since burned to ash”. So does that mean ACOTAR is also in “the past”?

That makes me wonder….

- Who was the first of the inner circle to die?

- When did Nyx become high lord?

- Did he ever form his own inner circle?

- If Rhys/Feyre were the first to die then did Azriel/Cassian/Nesta/Amren/Mor all serve under Nyx as he became highlord?

Just some sad thoughts 😔

This is my Roman Empire 😭

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Scenes from ACOTAR I wish I could read:

- Nesta’s POV as Feyre was being taken and how she went after her.

- Tamlin’s POV when he said Feyre’s hair was clean (He must have been panicking)

-Lucien’s POV when Tamlin attempted to compliment Feyre

- Literally any of the Staff’s POV from when Feyre was “sneakily” sneaking out of the castle

- Rhys’s POV from when he met Feyre for the first time

- Rhys’s POV of when Feyre took down the Wyrm

- Rhys’s POV from when Feyre died

- Rhys’s POV when finding out Feyre was his mate (from UTM all the way through seeing the IC for the first time in 50 yrs)

Just thinking about how when the bat boys were teenagers they were sneaking wine while Rhys’s mom was out of town and they spilled it on the couch and freaked out so hard they threw all of their magic into trying to get rid of the stain just to end up permanently preserving the wine stain on the couch

I don’t care who the next ACOTAR romantic pairing is I swear if I don’t get a WELL THOUGHT OUT AND COOKED MATING MEAL….

I’m gonna freaking lose it