Worm Crown Worm Crown!

Someone:are you a boy or a girl

Me: I'm a rat

Someone: what

Me: a ŔÅŤ

Everyone time I have to Google online slang for the meaning I feel like a divorce dad trying act cool around my teen child

Character idea : human that was bitten by a vampire has to come to terms that they can't eat garlic bread any more

Plot twist: they are ace

I'm a gay man who can't flirt to save my life but will that stop me form make the most shitty pickup lines ever?

Absolutely not

"Um I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing" *proceeds to fuck everything up*

You've heard "every machine is a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough" now get ready for:

"Every animal is a pet if you're brave enough!"

Saw this at work and i never related more

Happy transgender day of visibility!

For all my fellow trans people that are reading this I'm proud of you for seeing this day.

I hope it's a great day for you.

Headcanon: Danny and sam from Danny phantom are a t4t couple.

i don't care if he has committed crimes he's just a little guy