It's So Funny

this lives in my head rent free from now on

Twilight can do perfect voice mimicry of any person and he absolutely exploits this skill to the fullest extent in operation strix. At one put he had a full conversation with Becky pretending to be Anya, granted he almost lost his voice after but it worked. He once convinced Director Gorey to give him a bunch of patients by imitating Fiona.

The one voice he is most proud of is his Yor voice. She has such a distinctive tone and odd speech patterns it actually takes effort to get it done perfectly. He can fool her boss, their neighbors, her coworkers, even got Handler a few times. He even convinced a drunk Yor she was talking to herself and that she needed to go to bed.

There is only person it has never worked on. Yuri. Not only does he realize it's not Yor immediately, he also notices it Loid every time. He has fooled Yuri on many occasions (think of the mole arc) but for whatever reason he can always tell when it's not Yor. No matter how much Twilight tries it never works and it stresses him out so much.

There is no explanation btw, Yuri just can smell Loid's vibe from a mile away

on character ai i wrote about buying Tom Riddle expensive books and quills that he could never afford, i think i'm gonna write an one shot about it, too, since i really like it!

𝐘𝐮𝐫𝐢 𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐫 sfw alphabet

(fem reader)

❝ i said i would never fall, unless it's you i fall into. ❞

a = affection (how affectionate are they? how do they show affection?)

· Yuri is clingy asf, he adores his girlfriend so much!!?

he loves to shower you with kisses and hugs, don't expect him to stop, because it WON'T happen!

b = best friend (what would they be like as a best friend? how would the friendship start?)

· Yuri as a friend... he for sure would talk about his sister a lot... there's not much to say about it, he can open up more if he wants to, though.

c = cuddles (do they like to cuddle? how would they cuddle?)

· he loves cuddles! yk what he likes to do the most? hugging you from behind and kissing your whole face.

d = domestic (do they want to settle down? how are they at cooking and cleaning?)

· hm... i'm sure that deep inside he wants to settle down, but right now he just has to think about the present - his job, protecting Yor and you.

despite Yor's cooking, he cooks rather well and he will make sure you're eating properly! he also tries to clean his apartment frequently.

e = ending (if they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

· he would most likely break up with you because of his job and for fear of something happening to you... he would try to stay calm and cold and just to say it and leave, but mentally he would be broken.

f = fiance(e) (how do they feel about commitment? how quick would they want to get married?)

· well..... HE'D LOVE TO MARRY YOU.

although he probably won't ask too quickly, he's very fine with this idea... on the other hand, he's insecure of himself. he really is. so it will be hard for him.

g = gentle (how gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

· Yuri is a weird person, if you haven't noticed. he can be both very sweet and gentle towards the people he loves and be also very rough at the edges – it depends.

h = hugs (do they like hugs? how often do they do it? what are their hugs like?)

· Yuri hugs you very often, he really enjoys having you in his arms, he likes to think that you're safe there.

i = i love you (how fast do they say the l-word?)

Yuri said it after a long while, it took him a while to trust you completely, but when he did, he said it instantly. (let's ignore that he was totally showing his love from the first day of dating, it's about the l-word.)

j = jealousy (how jealous do they get? what do they do when they’re jealous?)

· i think this was to be expected, Yuri is incredibly jealous and possesive! he is jealous of everyone... someone breathes too loudly in your presence? frown! someone talks to you? execution! someone dares to touch you? PUBLIC ENFORCEMENT, NO WAY!! it's one of Yuri's biggest red flags, but he doesn't think it's wrong, to him it's a very normal, natural reaction... his biggest fear is losing somebody he loves.

k = kisses (what are their kisses like? where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

· he loves to kiss you everywhere, from forehead to thighs!

Yuri likes both the short, gentle kisses that you always give him before he goes to work and the long, passionate kisses you have when you're alone.

he likes to be kissed everywhere, but his favorite ones are probably kisses on the cheek and lips.

l = little ones (how are they around children?)

· he's not the best with kids, of course, it's not that he hates them, but he's very impatient...

m = morning (how are mornings spent with them?)

· this guy likes to cuddle with you in the morning, although usually he's going to work very early, he loves to shower you with kisses and affection, so you won't miss him too much... of course you are still going to miss him, but he doesn't have to know about it.

n = night (how are nights spent with them?)

· well, it depends... usually you're the one sleeping, and he's just watching over you, not in a creepy way though, he likes to look at your face and appreciate your beauty.

o = open (when would they start revealing things about themselves? do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

· as you can expect, Yuri is a total liar.

he'll tell you his real job after months, and not months of just knowing each other, months of being good friends - he won't blame you, if you're going to be mad, because who wouldn't when someone close hides something that important?

+ it can happen quicker, if he'll drink alcohol, everyone knows that Yuri's alcohol tolerance is bad. OKAY, very bad. impossibly bad. so he's going to tell you right away and cry about it for the next hour.

p = patience (How easily angered are they?)

· oh, well... he has a bad temper, a very bad temper - which becomes even worse through his work in SSS, he's a very emotional and sudden person, however he doesn't want to be mad at you, not at all... he'll never do anything worse than saying some rough words and he would never hurt you, he would rather cut off his fingers than do that.

q = quizzes (how much would they remember about you? do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

· Yuri remembers everything about you, your favorite color? of course he knows it! favorite food? too easy! your first pet? he remembers its full name! - he knows everything, and more.

r = remember (what is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

· he absolutely loves everything about your relationship, cuddling, talking, sleeping and eating together... he just loves you. with you he could even do nothing and be grateful!

s = security (how protective are they? how would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

· he's not protective... he's overprotective.

he won't let anyone or anything hurt you, it would kill him. for him you're the sweetest, the loveliest person in the world (with Yor of course), so hurting you is like a death wish.

t = try (how much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

· he loves to spoil you and working in the Secret Police gives him more than enough money to do it! Yuri loves to buy you new clothes, jewelry... your wish is his command.

u = ugly (what would be some bad habits of theirs?)

· well... he's a busy person, sometimes, because of his work, he can't spend time with you - even though you understand that he does it for you and Yor, he feels bad because of that and tries his best to make it up to you.

v = vanity (how concerned are they with their looks?)

· Yuri knows that he's not a bad looking person, but he doesn't pay much attention to it, of course he takes care of himself, but he's not exaggerating with it.

w = whole (would they feel incomplete without you?)

· he adores you deeply and he can't imagine life without you... if you leave him, Yuri would be a wrack.

x = xtra (a random headcanon for them.)

· Anya calls you her auntie, Yuri pretends to not care about it, but in fact he thinks it's just... something else, that he can't help but feel good about.

y = yuck (what are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

· he wouldn't like it if you had any addictions, like smoking cigarettes or drinking alcohol... he would do anything to get you to quit your habit and would be by your side through everything.

z = zzz (what is a sleep habits of theirs?)

· before sleep, he loves to get a kiss on the cheek, sometimes he wakes up cuddled up to your chest, with you caressing his hair, he's quite embarrassed when it happens, but he does nothing to change it.

the end.

it was in my notes way too long, i'm not completely satisfied, but i did my best for the moment, i will probably fix it in the future.

i hope you enjoyed it still.

ps. this part about children is so short, because i'm planning to write more about it the other day ^^

informations !!

❝ i always daydream about you ❞

my name's Cecily and i like men that'd make me miserable. (the best intro ever)

since you're here, you probably like them too, i'm sorry.

requests are always open!

Tom Riddle masterlist.

Yuri Briar masterlist.

Frederika "Rika" Klein.

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

i cannot--

Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

Spy x Family Ch. 109: Is Donovan Desmond an Alien?

No, he's not.

Although Endo could go the "alien" route, given the story, I doubt that he will.

The human mind is fascinating. So, a better explanation for Melinda's declaration is that this is the way she's dealing with her fear. It's not normal to be scared of her husband; she knows that. So, what would be a good reason to be afraid of him? Of course, that it's not really him, that he's an alien!

Her mind is trying to protect her. Anxiety is a way to protect us, and a lot of the times the mind throws strange fears and phobias to distract us from the real problem. In this case, it's her marriage. She's clearly in an abusive relationship and she wants out, but probably she can't divorce that man because of many reasons.

My guess is that Donovan Desmond changed after the war and because of that, their marriage deteriorated to the point of becoming an abusive relationship.

Before, I used to think that the marriage between Donovan and Melinda was a marriage of convenience, but now I think there was affection between them. It's hard to accept that someone you love has become abusive, so Melinda, who is into the occult, probably found an explanation (or more like a justification) for it. It's easier for her to think that someone she loves is an alien than for her to accept her husband is violent towards her and their children.

A lot of her mental health problems would probably be solved by a divorce, so she wouldn't be under her husband's control. However, given her status and the times (divorce was not very socially acceptable back in the 60s), she probably thinks divorce is not an option. On top of everything, her children are in the middle of it.

It's a complicated situation.

About Twilight

A good therapist would never tell their patient what to do. Their job is to help the person see the things they cannot see, and to empower them to make the best decision for them.

Twilight is not a therapist but he is a smart man. I think that he'll be capable of seeing what's behind Melinda's alien theory. The question is: what will he do with that information?

The most convenient thing for Operation Strix would be a reconciliation with Donovan Desmond. That would be the fastest way for Twilight to finally reach Desmond. However, that would also put Melinda at risk. Twilight is a spy, but he's also a human being, and most importantly, someone who has gone through domestic abuse as a child. So, I would like to think that even if he feels tempted to push Melinda into a reconciliation, he won't.

But, we'll see...

getting back to hetalia after years. i can relate.

I am obsessed with Switzerland. I only focus on Switzerland. I don't think about other Western nations and their relationships. I only think about Switzerland. I read the Hetalia manga but my focus is in Switzerland. I feel like my brain cells are getting eaten by Switzerland. Switzerland is nearly half of my daily thoughts. I think of him when I'm doing important things. I WANT SWITZERLAND. I NEED SWITZERLAND. HELP ME. S W I T Z E R L A N D

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YES. ‼️‼️ I LOVE YOU ANON

Anon, no one is "overlooking" Harvey's "crush" on Maru. There have been multiple reasons given. They're coworkers. They're friends. The town is dying and everyone else is paired off. Their only other options for certain events are people far older than them, secretly taken people, or drunks. Harvey mentions health stuff and his concerns frequently if you actually pay attention. Hell, Fiona Sangster did a very excellent video going over all of that bullshit when explaining their dynamics with each other and the rest of the town.

Harvey doesn't have a crush on Maru.

Also, not-so-fun-fact: Black people have a higher risk of skin cancer in the US and a small contributing factor for that is because sunscreens here aren't usually made with Black skin in mind unless you seek out specifically specialty screens.

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"The incest part of spy x family ruins it" SHUT UP, your wrong, Yuri Briar is a complex character and to put it as a "weird incest thing" is wrong.

First, Yuri has never implied he wanted any sexual relations with his sister, the most he has said is he loves her and wants to marry her, and that isnt weird if you put in the context that Yuri and Yor are both children who suffered from the war. They didnt have parents to take care of them, that burden was put onto Yor as the older sibling. Yuri looks up to her for that and wants to prove to Yor that he can protect them too. Yuri doesnt understand the complexities of love because he was never taught it, he loves his sister and wants to protect her and has gotten his feelings confused for wanting to marry her. "but hes so weird around loid" IN HIS CHILDHOOD IT WAS ONLY HIM AND HIS SISTER HE IS GOING TO HAVE TROUBLE TRUSTING OTHERS.

They grew up in a war, A WAR. Thats going to have a mental toll on your character, Yuri has taken this by wanting to protect who he loves. Yuri doesnt have anyone outside of Yor he is going to be confused on what his love means.

Loid has mentioned how he is jealous of Yors and Yuris relationship because its so close, and they have eachother to rely on, something Loid didnt get as a child. Loid doesnt see Yuri as a threat to him and Yor.

You can see how he grows through the story and accepts that Yor has found another person to trust and rely on and he doesnt have to carry that burden alone. He has slowly been letting go and giving Loid a chance to be there for Yor and Loid has proven he can and will be there for her, and yuri is grateful and even takes up tutoring Anya, it doesnt work out but he still tries to be supportive to his sister.

In conclusion Yuri briar did not ruin the plot of spy x family with a weird incest trope, if you look at the dialoge and think deeper in on the story, you can observe Yuris growth as a person.

apologies if this doesnt make sense i just hate people who missread the story of Yuris character