Has Anyone Made This Joke Yet

My Conversation w/ My Mom after I made her watch Holy Musical B@man

Me: So, what did you think?

My mom: I think you’d play that Sweet Tooth character pretty well!

Me(confused): Why?

My mom: Because you’re insane for liking this shit. Ooh! Or Robin!

Me: Why?

My mom: Because you’re small and easy to pick up.

Me: -_-

The Baseball Game in a nutshell

Whizzer: Marvin, are you feeling okay?

Marvin: Yeah, I’m fine.

Marvin’s inner monologue: Swiggity swot, I’m coming for that bald spot.

holy shit i cant believe they made canada from ride the cyclone into a real thing

gwaine and lancelot : we did this because we care

merlin : haha yeah arthur am i right!!

gwaine and lancelot, crying : please just let us love you

BLACK FRIDAY OPENS TODAY

BLACK FRIDAY OPENS TODAY

BLACK FRIDAY OPENS TODAY

BLACK FRIDAY OPENS TODAY

BLACK FRIDAY OPENS TODAY

BLACK FRIDAY OPENS TODAY

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

robert manion: *exists*

me:

Cute things to call your boyfriend 🥰😘

Clotpole 💖

Dollopead ✨

Turnip-head 🥺

Cabbage-head 💫

Idiot 🌹

Useless toad of a servant 💘

Girl's petty coat 🔥

Buffoon 😇

Royal Prat 💋

Bone Idle Toad 🌺

You act as if homo relationships are plentiful. When, in reality, the most that we normally get are one-off characters who’s entire personality is built on the fact that they are gay. It is not toxic to look for subtext that sometimes is actually there. Yes, there are people who are toxic with it, but I personally believe that you should be quiet and leave nonproblematic shippers alone.

Why is it all of tumblr ships friends

like take Merther (Merlin and Arthur) lots of hardcore fans ship them even though they are just friends in the show. Why is it that men just can’t friends? Idk but it feels toxic

reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton

I’m slowly going insane. I just found out Clancy Brown is Surtur in Thor:Ragnarok. That made me insane because he also voices Hank Anderson from Detroit:Become Human and Mr.Krabs from Spongebob. And I just can’t