Harold, They’re Lesbians

you: homoerotic subtext

me, an intellectual: impligaytions

i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers

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(C.B)(8.15.19)

“So let me get this straight. We’re here to rescue a princess.”

“That’s right.”

“At the request of a princess.”

“Right again.”

“And you, who will be leading the expedition, are also a princess.”

“You’re very perceptive.”

“How big is your royal family, again?“

“We don’t have one.”

“But–“

“We overthrew our monarchy centuries ago, but we kept most of the titles around. The rank of ‘princess’ is held by the directors in charge of various civil service branches.“

“Huh. And the princess we’re rescuing today is in charge of…?”

“Public sanitation.”

“The Lord of Death’s Dominion kidnapped your public sanitation director?”

“We think he’s a little confused.”

Ive been ghosting, Ive been ghosting along

Ghost in your house, ghost in your arms

This is so funny to me?? People are so desperate to escape their families that it makes ao3 crash lmao

I had all and then most of you Some and now none of you Take me back to the night we met I don’t know what I’m supposed to do Haunted by the ghost of you Take me back to the night we met 

lyrics from “the night we met” by lord huron. it’s been seven years since merlin ended and i’m still sad

It appears that just like Gritty...

… the Untitled Goose is now a leftist icon:

(graphic taken from https://twitter.com/IGN/status/1175492642773200897)

In celebration of our apparently new SJW ally, I give you some handy graphics:

noooo orpheus don't look back :(

[ID: A quick comic done in bright colors of Helen, a woman with long spindly fingers, claw-like red painted nails, and a gray skirtsuit. It also features some random couple she presumably accosted on the street.

Helen, trying to lure the random couple into her yellow murder door: And this is a hellish nightmare death hallway with no way to escape.

Helen: Could be a nursery.

/End ID]

Helen goes back to work and honestly it’s basically exactly the same as before.