“I- Oh, Right!” Humans Introduce Themselves You Idiot You’re Supposed To Know How To Act Human

steve rogers did not spend 3+ movies fucking over the government for people to completely miss the point of captain america. can't wait for sam to continue that tradition and punch the president

YES

pleaseeeeee I wanna go for a walk

parryyyyyyyyy! i miss u :(

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

Oh, hello!! Hey!! How are you doing?

Parasite was, admittedly, panicking.

They were scared. The spider was gone. Their friend was gone.

They were practically vibrating with anxiety as they searched, desperately looking for them. No, no, no, no, I can’t loose another-

They hadn’t bothered to hide in a nonhuman form, hadn’t bothered to take even a bit of precaution as they stood, perched atop a building.

Please… no…

What if they were gone what if they had been disgusted by them what if they were dead what if it’s my fault- Parasite couldn’t take it, couldn’t hold back as they let out a gutteral, alien scream out on the top of their lungs. They whipped around in a wide arc, their tail slamming into the metal railing and their claws painfully tearing into the concrete under them as they fully gave into the overwhelming, suffocating panic.

OH SHIT-

Uhhhh, passing the phone to my mutual who’ve sent me an ask or @/ed me in a post

@disappointedwaffles @catz-dagger @wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer @official-buckybarnes @vokis-inn-and-tavern @rage-the-symbiote @bluejayandvice there’s more but I cannot for the life of me remember anything about interactions and have no idea if they count as mutuals or not but oh well fuck it I’ll go back and fixate on how I accidentally excluded my mutuals later

Passing the phone tag game

Rules:

Tag your moots and other random ppl and if any comply they have to reblog with a scenario and tag others

Passing the phone who believes we should respect the fact that marvel gave us a strong independent Aro/ace female character

@immastealyourfood @annathemcuandstlover @thatone-midgardian @narwhals-randomness @thund3randrain @alliestatefanficworld @lucegoose-the-second @thescarleteevee @crazyinlovewithfandoms

Another of our kind, fascinating, to think others share our idea!

@rage-the-symbiote aka a @wasteland-squog-baby side blog

“Oh, hello! You’re a symbiote too, I see! It’s always such a pleasure to meet another of our own kind.”

It pains me to see some of my fellow symbiotes side with the Friends of Humanity. They’ve already made the fact that they’re hostile to symbiotes and skrulls well known.

The second either the public sees past the Friends of Humanities crap or the second they achieve their goals of killing the mutants, they will find a new scapegoat. And like it or not, the scapegoat is gonna be the skrull, the symbiotes, or both. They won’t just stop with the mutants.

The so called “friends” of humanity are not your friends. They will turn on us, you, I can’t believe some symbiotes still support them after everything.

SAVE THE MUTANTS!!!!

@official-buckybarnes I gotta know how accurate this is

[The Avengers cooking skills]

Sam and Wanda: [master chef]

Bucky: [knows a few recipes]

Yelena: [can follow instructions on a box]

Carol: [made toast once]

Kate and Scott: [banned from the kitchen]

YO

SYMBIOTE IRONMAN

You know what? Biomech’s your iron man suit

It did, in fact, seem to set Alice-Parasite at ease a bit (though they still seemed a bit wary). They trailed behind Gwen, following her movements as they made sure to keep enough distance in case they were forced to flee.

After a long moment of silence, Parasite’s curiosity won over their fear, and it found themself finally speaking up to ask, “Why are you helping me?”

“Hey, you! Spider…”

Parasite Alice paused, trying to regain control of their host’s body again why did they keep on fighting Parasites control why did they pick a host that was so difficult we need a new host soon FIND ONE

“What do you… What’s your opinion on symbiotes? What do you know about them?”

Parasite-Alice leaned up against a fire escape, her expression blank and emotionless.

Gwen froze and pulled her mask back down, spinning on her toes to face the newcomer. She hadn't even realized someone was there. She had to get a grip.

She tried not to seem too out of breath or panicky, but they'd likely be well aware if they'd been there for any time at all. They hadn't mentioned it yet, however.

It took a moment to process their question. She had to get a grip first. There wasn't a clear threat.

"...In theory? They're very interesting," That was flat. Not enough. This was a biology question, she liked biology. "I mean, I don't know a lot. But parasites are always interesting to learn about." She didn't know why this was one of the topics she always hedged on. Realistically, she knew her feelings. But this was one of the things where she had to test the dirt, to find her footing, before she could state her opinion. Especially because she still didn't know this person.

"I don't have anything against them. Certainly not the hosts, they are actively hurt in the exchange," She wrung her hands together. Paused. "I think my interest lands in what is best for the host and what they prefer." That shouldn't have been too far. No matter the harm inflicted on others, the host was a person in the exchange. And yet she found her grimacing as if she'd stated the most controversial opinion in the world. It was stupid.

"Uh, may I ask who you are? And what your opinion is?"

Uhhhh intro post wooooo yay

RP/main blog: @parasite-the-symbiote

Repost/casual blog: @that-annoying-raven-the-sequel

Uhh anyways

SOME GROUND RULES

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Finally, don’t be an ass. Yes, my art and writing may be ass at times, I know. Don’t offer constructive criticism unless I explicitly ask for it.

Uhhh anyways have a good day and drink water. Don’t die.