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[The Avengers cooking skills]
Sam and Wanda: [master chef]
Bucky: [knows a few recipes]
Yelena: [can follow instructions on a box]
Carol: [made toast once]
Kate and Scott: [banned from the kitchen]
Bucky *screeching*: YOU MEAN A LOT TO ME!
Y/N: wh-
Bucky: YOU’RE ESSENTIAL TO MY EXISTENCE!
Y/N:why are you screaming??
Bucky: BECAUSE I HAVE TROUBLE EXPRESSING MYSELF! IT HELPS TO YELL SENTIMENTAL THINGS IN AN AGRESSIVE TONE!
Y/N: I-
Bucky: I FUCKING LOVE YOU!
Bucky: *runs to Y/n with open arms*
Teen reader: *moves out of the way*
Bucky: Hey, what was that for?
Teen reader: I thought you were going to hit me, what were you doing?
Bucky: I was going to hug you
Teen reader now confused: Why would you hug me?
Bucky: WHY WOULD I HIT YOU????
—————————————————Bucky: She's the girl of my dreams! Sam: You say every girl is the girl of your dreams.
Bucky: I have a lot of dreams.
————————————————— Bucky, barging in: Syphilis! Y/n:
Bucky:
Y/n: Pardon?
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Steve: How is the most beautiful person in the world? Sam: *blushing* I—
Y/n, butting into the conversation:Bucky is perfect, thanks for asking.
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Y/n: I don’t even use tubberware anymore. Bucky: What are you saying? Say it again.
Y/n: Tubberware.
Bucky: Say it again. Slow.
Y/n: Tubberware.
Bucky: Slow, very slow - actually, say the first syllable. Y/n: Tub.
Bucky: Wrong.
Y/n: What do you mean, wrong?
Bucky: I thought I caught that. You’re saying tub. It’s P.
Y/n: What are you talking about?
Bucky: Tupperware. Tupper.
Y/n: It’s tupper!
Bucky: It’s tupper, always has been, always will be.
Y/n: I thought it was tubberware because it kind of looks like a tub
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Steve: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco. Sam: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy.
Bucky: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance.
Y/n: My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons.
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Bucky: I’m gonna die alone. Y/n: Bucky, you’re not gonna die alone.
Bucky: Steve, was my safety net, okay? They got married and now I have to get a snake.
Sam: Uh-huh. Why is that?
Bucky: If I’m gonna be an old lonely person, I’m gonna need a thing, you know? A hook. Like that guy in the subway who eats his own face.
Bucky: So I figured I’ll be “Crazy Man With A Snake”, you know? Crazy snake man.
Bucky: Then I’ll get more snakes, call them my babies. Kids won’t walk past my place, they will run! RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE MAN!
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Y/n: What’s your body count? Bucky: Do you mean sex or murder?
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Bucky: I love you. Y/n: Me too.
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Bucky: What are you eating? Y/n: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty.
Bucky: I like you, don't I?
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Bucky: Y/n, my old friend! Y/n: I think you tried to kill me at some point.
Bucky: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.