Are you Christmas, cause I wanna merry you?
v day spam !!!
has this been done yet
glasses feat. me hitting on my friends
Girl:*walks up to my crowded table* Hey guys, is there anywhere I can sit?
Me:*gives a small smirk* If you want you can sit on my lap, but I’m told my face is way more comfortable..
Group:*Whooping and shouting* OOOO! Oooo!!!
My flannel is made of girlfriend material, I think it would look great on you
i went on google to search “lesbian pickup lines” but accidentally typed “lesbian lickup lines”... enough said
I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.
Heh, you think my writing’s great - you should feel what I can do with my tongue.
Oko ninjah (things lesbians say)
THE smoothest and jazziest of pickup lines for all my fellow gays
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