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are you a pokemon? cuz i want a pikachu
Hey the slide at the water park is broken so can I slide into ur dms?
Hey I hear u are the hottest single, wanna top my list???
An attractive guy on YouTube :- U can easily get girls.It is so easy I'll teach u.
*teaches some pickup lines and techniques*
*reality *
Me (while going near a girl for trying those techniques):- u r sexier than the watermelon in my house.
*hangs myself *
The pickup version of Peugeot 504 ran some B Group and Safari rallys in the 80s!
Really? Your "big" pickup truck/suv and you duallies only weigh around 6k lbs. 6k is nowhere near 80k lbs. You dont even need to do the math. Semi trucks and heavy trucks are bigger period. I have 18 wheels for the weight, not 4, because this isnt just another truck.
Stay away from my truck and stop pretending like you're a truck driver who knows how to drive one of these. You will not fall through any bridges. When the signs say truck they mean me, not you. You're going to get punted just as hard as any prius trying to cut me off. Getting hit by one of you feels like blowing a tire, which is to say, barely noticeable.
That woman trucker who nearly fell off the bridge and those truckers who burned to death in the i80 tunnel in wyoming were caused by pickup drivers. You're all so reckeless and there are so many of you smashed in the ditch, I think you should get your license revoked just for asking for an oversized grocery getter, because I guarantee you're shiite drivers.
While Im on it, your class A RV or 5th wheel is fancy plastic trash. Thats why you can pull one with a tiny dually pickup. Have you seen accidents with them? The house they drive through in twister had more structural integrity. Stay in your lane, too.
Nissan 720 Professional
Mitsubishi L200 Triton killer
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Nissan 720 Professional
Mitsubishi L200 Triton killer
Give credit if used
(via "A sheepy pick up line - are you single tho? " Journal for Sale by Queueka)