Prom Night!!

UGH LOOK AT THEMMMMM THE TENSION!!! JUST FUCK ALREADY!!!!

THE COLLECTOR (2009) dir. Marcus Dunstan

life update

sisters tennis thing is over with, now i’m in the car. mom is smoking outside, i can smell it. it’s definitely not my favorite smell in the world, i can’t wait to get lung cancer from second hand smoke!! phone is charging, back at 22% now. it’s so hot in the car. Drain You by Nirvana just finished and now i’m listening to American River by Destroy Boys. i miss my boyfriend. siiighhhh. just got a lil bugger off my hand. also i in fact did not get any videos of my sister. perchance. ugh im baking in this car. i saw someone with a Kill Em All shirt, it was lit!!!

moms grabbing another cig?? no nevermind this is lit. listening to War Pigs by black sabbath now. i think my mom feels better? she seemed a bit down after the tennis thing. it’s alright though, we’re lit. phone is at 25% now!! we’re going back to my city now. i feel like saying city means they’re super far apart, but it doesn’t feel that way. we’re actually going to another city which isn’t mine, but close. i’m kind of tired, but i’m glad to be hanging out with my mom :3

my ocs + deans and what i think they’d be in mlp regarding species without explaining

Koa - Pegasus OR hippogriff

Holden - Unicorn

Diesel - Earth pony

Angel - Dragon

Axl - Pegasus

Nolan - Changeling (reformed)

Feris - Griffin

West - Kirin

@frankcastleautism

am i forgetting anyone..

goodnight fine shyts

dude i was looking at my straw page earlier and doing shit, and my dad walked in and was asking me about it. man idk leave me alone 💔💔💔 sorry that it’s not linked to my instagram 💔🥀

like guys i don’t need my dad involved in everything i do on the internet, i don’t need him following me on every single account type shit 💔 anyways goodnight huzz.

The Collector (2009)

okay WHAT. YO THAT MOVIE WAS ABSOLUTE GAS?!?! would NOT recommend watching if you’re sensitive to gore/violence and nudity. but holy banana PLEASEEEEEEE. I WANT ARKIN. IM GONNA GO FERAL THEY HAD NO BUSINESS PUTTING A MAN SO FINE IN THAT MOVIE. oh my god and the way he fought the collector.. guys just fuck already we get it. OH MY GODDD AND THE COLLECTOR. PLEASE. SO MUCH SEXUAL TENSION WITH ARKIN AND FOR WHAAATTTTT⁉️⁉️⁉️ ALSO I SHOULD MENTION ALL THE SONGS WERE BANGERS. THEY HAD DEAD BODIES EVERYWHERE IN THE BACKGROUND AT SOME POINT. YES PLEASEEEE. I CANNOT WAIT TO WATCH THE SEQUAL AND SEE MORE OF MY WIFE!!!! oh my god but the amount of times people were actually being dumbasses is appalling (should be expected from a horror movie though 🤷‍♂️). i felt like that one audio, “let me get this- let me get this straight, DUMBASS.” it felt like watching hardcore porn/j. OKAY JOKES ASIDE GENUINELY A GREAT MOVIE AND I’M SO EXCITED TO WATCH SEQUEL TO SEE MY WIFE.

instagram

i do NOTTTTT want a certain someone following me on instagram. GET HER OUTTA HEREEEEEE!!!!! PMOOOOOO UGHHHHHH‼️‼️‼️ bro she literally is the worst like she’s a wannabe gangster bop… pls get her outta here.

pov mom left 5 yo me alone with scissors for 10 minutes

white people sayings

currently thinking about kenneth and kyle and white people sayings. “it’s curtains for you, buddy” “you and what army?” “newsflash PAL.” i need to use these more. “i don’t give a rats ass!” “take a hike.” “what am i, chopped liver?” “that’s rich coming from you.” “you’re on thin ice.” “get a load of this guy.” “oh brother.” “look what the cat dragged in.” “speak of the devil.” i need to utilize these more often. “you’re barking up the wrong tree.” “how you like them apples?”

edit:

“Why I oughta….”

someone sedate me.

life update

good morning tumblr, happy easter. i’m so tired and i need a shower but oh well. I won the easter egg hunt with 14-6 eggs. 🔥🔥🔥🔥

playlists…

i just realized that i can technically make any amount of playlists i want. nobody’s gonna stop me but myself ☹️