Pistachio69 - HOLY_COW

Fractured skull bones, cracked skull. Falling apart as outside layers (skin) are removed.

say my name in the mirror three times and i'll show up and pass you a blunt

I feel like whatever could be achieved through Ayahuasca could also be achieved just by walking around without a phone

i jack off 2 shit Byond yer comprehension ( ponies ) n u jork it 2 big booty latinas ( cyber security icebergs )

To the men who voted for Donald Trump today:

When your girlfriend gets pregnant, and you’re not ready to become a father, and you’re forced into a position that cripples you emotionally, financially and irreversibly, remember: you did this.

When your sister’s pregnancy turns out to be ectopic, and she can’t get the life-saving medical care she needs and dies a completely pointless, preventable death, remember: you did this.

When your 12-year-old daughter is raped by her soccer coach — after he’s legally allowed to strip off her pants and peep at her genitals, because the existence of trans kids terrifies you — and she steals your shotgun and kills herself in your garage, remember, first and foremost: you did this.

Hundreds of thousands of people are going to die because of the decision you made today.

You did that.

skinned my knee skateboarding

Bro I saw the cutest gnome ever on my morning hike today but it was an invasive species so I had to beat it to shit & death and berry it's carcass away from the glade 😭

this is my buddy joey, we consider him a lesser form of life

i think i suffered enough to be reasonably evil