I Jack Off 2 Shit Byond Yer Comprehension ( Ponies ) N U Jork It 2 Big Booty Latinas ( Cyber Security

as someone who has accidentally hit a civilian with a wrench over and over until the writhing stopped

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

if i ever had godlike powers over the nature of animals i'd just make crabs smarter. like on par with crows or something. you'll walk out onto the pier at night and see a group of crabs working together to drag an unconscious man into the water. you can't help him now. he's gone.

how it feels knowing that life has not forgotten you, that it holds you in its hand and will not let you fall

if a can of ravioli fell down and started rolling at me and my girlfriend i would Protect her

You call your self a "real idgafer" yet when your eyes were deprived of moisture, you blinked. So what's going on?

i really think the point of life is to be beaten into submission