It's an ordinary evening at the House of Mouse.
The whole team was standing at the reception desk, on their long-awaited half-hour break. Well... More precisely, almost the whole team.
— Hey, what's the big idea?! — A familiar sullen and irritated quacking voice rang out.
Tired, Mickey perked up almost instantly and hurried to his friend.
— Donald, I'm so happy to see you! — Mouse reached out his arms to Donald to hug him, but stopped. Slowly, his eyes widened in shock.
Donald looked at his friends irritably with his hands on his hips, like an angry mom. But it wasn't his friend's angry expression that confused Mickey, not even his grove shirt, but... Hair?
— I hope you didn't call me back from vacation because you missed me. — Donald grumbled and walked closer to the group, crossing his arms over his chest. Noticing the strange looks of his friends, he lifted one, puzzled and indignant. — What?
— Squeak! — Mickey shuddered and swallowed quickly, coming to his senses. — Oh, nothing, it's just... — He started gesticulating strangely, trying to find the words so as not to offend Donald.
— Do you have hair? — ... But Goofy beat him to it..
Donald's eyes widened at the question, but then he frowned, crossing his arms over his chest.
— Of course I am! — He growled irritably, looking sternly at Goofy. — Did you think I was bald?
— Yes, actually! — Goofy nodded confidently while Daisy facepalmed.
Minnie took a deep breath to stifle her laughter and put her hand on the shoulder of the boiling duck.
— Calm down, Donny, Goofy just isn't used to what you have... Hairstyle. — She smiled reassuringly and a little awkwardly. — We all, actually...
Donald slowly calmed down from his girl friend's touch and her words and nodded.
— That's so..
— By the way, what's the point? — Daisy suddenly asked. She leaned forward, crossing her arms and leaning on the counter, one eyebrow raised in interest. — I mean, it's just impossible to grow hair that long in three days.
— Oh, yeah. — Donald nodded, twirling a lock of his curly and blond hair around his finger. — I asked Gyro to buy me shampoo, and he inadvertently gave me his invention, a shampoo for growing hair. And in the end, it worked.
All the friends nodded, accepting the explanation, knowing all too well that it was true.
— Can I touch your hair? They look so soft! — Minnie asked.
— Why, of course. — Donald shrugged his shoulders and almost immediately the mouse grabbed the duck's hair.. In a good way, she started feeling and stroking them.
Daisy rested her chin on her palm, watching the tenderness of her friend and ex and chuckled.
— You know.. I thought your hair would be straight, not curly. — She got a puzzled look from Donald with her comment.
Donald snorted and rolled his eyes at Daisy's comment and slapped Mickey's hand, forbidding him to touch his hair.
— You've seen my mom, Daisy, on the contrary, you should expect my hair to be curly. — He crossed his arms over his chest, looking critically at his ex.
Their bickering would have continued, but they were interrupted by new acquaintances..
— Well, well, well!~ — With a whist and a teasing greeting, none other than everyone's favorite (gay) Mortimer entered the club's doors! — I received a message about my dear friends' little problems and couldn't help but come.. And see! — he burst into laughter, which sounded comical because of his sibilance.
Pete came in behind him and grinned dirty, looking at the five friends. However, his smile faded when he noticed Donald. His ears drooped slightly, and his eyes stared at the duck, absorbing every detail without taking their eyes off for a second.
His target shifted uncomfortably and turned around, looking at the cat with a puzzled expression.
— What? — Don grunted rudely, feeling himself... a little embarrassed under Pete's gaze.
— You pretty. — Pete said bluntly, without hesitation and without taking his eyes off the duck, unconsciously attracting the attention of the others.
Donald was startled to hear these words. His eyes widened in surprise as a bright blush began to fill his cheeks.
— You... — Duck swallowed and looked down at the floor, tugging at the end of a lock of his hair. — Really think so?..
Pete nodded confidently. All this time, he did not take his eyes off the former sailor, practically devouring him with his eyes.
— Yeah.. Yes. — He nodded several times, confirming his words. — You like... The most beautiful mermaid what can be live...
Donald's eyes widened again upon hearing these words. He raised his head to meet Pete's gaze.
— Yeah? — He asked uncertainly, feeling his face start to burn brighter. After receiving another nod, Duck smiled gently and giggled. — Why, thank you... — He rubbed his neck in embarrassment, keeping eye contact with the big cat. — It's... The nicest thing so... You ever told me...
Donald coughed into his fist and still looked away.
— So... Anyway.. — He closed his eyes and opened them again, looking at Pete again, who continued to stare at the duck as if he was something beautiful — Thank you. I'm serious.
A slow smile began to grow on Pete's lips. Uncharacteristic of him.. gentle. As well as the soft look in his eyes.
— I just told the truth, don't take it too personally. — he shrugged casually, grinning with amusement. — Just warn me next time, or the shock will make me too cute. I need to keep my reputation. — A hoarse laugh came from the cat's throat as he pointed a finger pistol at Don.
The duck himself giggled and rolled his eyes. His usual cocky and confident expression appeared on his face. However, he didn't have time to reply..
— No! — Mickey's loud and hysterical scream rang out abruptly. Mouse quickly grabbed Donald and dragged him into the depths of the club at arm's length. — Nah-ah!
Pete remained standing while his mind slowly caught up with the unexpected scenario twist.
The remaining friends were also perplexed, but they quickly followed the suddenly flashing mouse anyway, leaving Mortimer and Pete alone with each other.
— Well.. — Mortimer mumbled, giving up trying to understand his opponent's sudden outburst. He crossed his arms over his chest, glaring at Pete, raising one eyebrow. — I didn't know that you and Donald could not try to break each other up for more than... five minutes.
Pete chuckled, taking out another cigarette and lighting it.
— Well, you know what they say? My best friend is my sworn enemy. — he took a step back, ceasing to be a support for the rat, which caused it to fall to the floor with a squeak.
Donald's Funny Names that I Accidentally Wrote:
Fonalf
Donalf
Dond
Fonf
Donf
Po, who came to check how are going: You, guys wha-...
Kai holding Shen over his head:
Shen holding a broom upside down:
Tai Lung on the ceiling:
Po: . . .
Po: What the-
Kai: Wait.
Po: Just-
Shen: Let us explain everything.
Po: I'll go tell Shifu.
Tai Lung: No, wait! *falls directly on Kai and Shen*
Po: *ran away*
Shen: fuck
Kai and Tai lung in one voice: exactly
Tai Lung: Someone help me find my husband. He fell into the snow and now I can't see him and I can't tell him from the snow.
You know, I haven't read the Dime Infinity comic and I don't know if it came out at all (but I really want to, although it will be difficult for me to read it, since English is not my native language)
But I can't help but think that evil Scrooge will lose, because at one point, the Donalds will just gather and ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE will look at him with puppy eyes and he will just freeze, remember HIS Donald, cry and want everything back
Donald: .. And that's how I learned to fluff my tail without hands. Of course, I didn't use this skill much, but hey! It's cute.
Pete, who realized halfway through the story that he liked Donald's voice and didn't listen to everything else, wondering when and how he managed to fall in love with this quacking madness: Yeah... I bet it is...
Donald "Stole Your Man" Duck
I stole this clip because I want it. And I love these shorts. And happy donald Duck was likely flirting here.
Pete liked to look at Donald.
He remembered it from his childhood.
He liked watching the yellow duckling enthusiastically quacking something, showing how to assemble various incomprehensible shit from cubes or some kind of figures.
He liked watching the duckling in the sailor suit smile cheerfully while they both played with the boats.
He liked watching a teenage grunge duck practice guitar, and when nothing worked out, he threw it aside, taking out his notebook to write or draw something.
He liked watching his comrade and the soldier smile brightly, tenderly quacking such kind words that saved him in any terrible situation... Even when the cat lost his leg..
And, in secret... Pete liked listening to Donald.
Listen to his voice, hear his words.. It wasn't just pleasant. It was fucking amazing.
Pete liked to look at Donald. And he likes to look at Donald.
— Pete? — Just like now. — How do I look?
Pete broke away from his thoughts, stopped staring at one point, and looked at Donald.
Donald was standing in front of the mirror, getting into some poses, examining his naked reflection, and trying to figure out if this bra was suitable for him.
A pale orange bra with white stripes and a bow between her breasts was sitting, Pete was ready to give his other leg, it was just fucking perfect on Donald. Especially the way the lace clung to the duck's feathers in the light of that damn old apartment (which they rent as a headquarters to receive orders for espionage missions without the risk of someone else reading them).
— Well? Why are you silent? — Donald wanted to turn to Pete, but he was stopped by two big hands on his shoulders. And the answer to the question was a kiss on his neck.
— You're fucking gorgeous. — Pete whispered into the duck's feathers, licking the spot where he had previously left his kiss.
Pete likes, loves, adores looking at Donald. Listen and hear. Feel him.
He doesn't know if he ever loved him before or when it started.
He knew he loved Peg, but they got divorced. He knew that he loved Trudy, but they broke up.
But does Pete love Donald right now? Yes. More life.
But will this love last until the grave? Or will they break up again sometime and remain friends-enemies, as they were before?
Pete doesn't know and doesn't care.
Right now, the most important thing is that they sleep together, hugging each other. And knowing full well that tomorrow there will definitely be a new adventure, a new danger, and they will definitely be together.