Obviously

vote me for the mayor of gotham. dont vote @two-sided-stories he's two-faced and will lie to you all the time.

lol

he probably didn’t want to admit that that’s how he lost his spleen and made up the story of assassins

Thank you for volunteering as part of my Lazarus Formula's live trials. Please keep me appraised of any effects, and notify me immediately if you vomit any section of your digestive tract. - @alzhul

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will do

go to an art museum or the movies

the sewers are always an option too

Gothamites, I need date spots that don’t have food STAT

No worries my special interest autisming thing expands far beyond rp blogs :)

My autism when it comes to Batman stuff tisms so much that even I am annoyed by it briefly before my non existent soul gets sucked back into the void of my special interests

giggles hysterically as I follow you

yessssss another blog added to my collection

😰this isn't even a rp blog dude, it's just mildly strange shit and like

M e .

lol thanks for the offer I’ll let you know if I need any help tho

How's life in Gotham for you today?

@notsoneighborhoodspider-man

it’s gothaming hbu

you live in Gotham too right??

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🎶something something something who you gonna call ghost busters something something something nannananana I forgot the rest of the words🎶

Don't call the Ghost Busters, their containment practices are terrible and they've been partially responsible for every near world ending event they've stopped.

@alzhul I seem to have coughed up my spleen but idk if that has any relation to the green Mountain Dew I’ve been drinking

Thank you for volunteering as part of my Lazarus Formula's live trials. Please keep me appraised of any effects, and notify me immediately if you vomit any section of your digestive tract. - @alzhul

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will do

is crime alley called crime alley because crime happens there, or like, was it just a really unfortunate name

- @ednven

It’s a nickname it’s actually called park row but only rich white people call it that

it’s called that bc of all of the crime

What if I just don’t show up

I know when I’m about to lose my rat army won’t be able to save me from this besides they won’t even let me out of the sewers so I couldn’t even if I wanted to

Also someone had to tell you it’s a hard truth that everyone must face at some point in their life

Waffles cannot love you back no matter how much you love waffles

WOWWWWWWWW

YOU. ME. 3 AM BEHIND THE WAFFLE HOUSE . WE’LL SEE WHO WINS.