Raysofharmony - ⧼ ˒ The Stingray Sys! ˒ ⧽

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

Love the word "also". I have more things to say

Reminder to self:

huuuuge fan of little phrases you can add to the end of your sentences just for fun. "if you even care" and "btw" and "I fear" have done sooo much for my vocabulary. if you even care

jesse don't touch that that's the growth potion i've been synthesi-no jesse DON'T

No your honor i would never kill out of anger. I killed that guy for sport