I’m Gonna Send This To My Friends From Now On

I think this was a fever dream

jimin please give us a full version of Lie-Instrumental PLEASE

i’ve fallen back into the bbc merlin whole

Merthur (2) | BBC Merlin + Textposts/Tweets (12/?)

me, at 4am realizing how in love I am with this man

I am literally in love with him, this ain't a joke 😌💞✨🌺💫🦋

this is just a perfect portrayal of them

Lancelot, raising his voice slightly so he can speak to Gwaine at the other end of the grocery store aisle: Do you want any chips?

Gwaine, screaming at full volume: I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS

it’s all i want at this point

what if we all fell in love with each other while looking for a dead welsh guy?? jk,,,, unless??

fucking knew it

Me irl

this is one of the best things I’ve ever read

criminal minds episode

[suburban house in the dark]

Woman: hey I’m getting some wine okay honey

Man: okay

[spooky music]

[someone comes up behind the woman and slits her throat with a fork]

[powerpoint transitions between clips of the cast, theme song plays]

[picture of FBI Quantico labeled “FBI QUANTICO”]

[inside FBI Quantico]

Reid: did you know that prince removed one of his ribs to suck his own dick

Prentiss: DiD yOu Kn—shut up

Reid: okay sorry

JJ: hey everyone we’re starting. get in here

Everyone: [gets in there]

[sitting at the table]

Hotch: 😠

Reid: 🙂

Morgan: 🤨

Rossi: 🧐

JJ, showing a PowerPoint presentation of dead bodies: the UnSub is killing people with spoons. But now he has used a fork

Morgan: his MO changed…that means…

Rossi : we need to act fast. He’s getting sloppy

Reid: ☹️

Hotch: 😠 wheels up in 20

[everyone starts to leave]

Prentiss: hey wait Reid

Reid: what

Prentiss: do you want to talk about it

Reid: next time why don’t you just ask me if I want to gouge my eyes out with melon ballers because that’s how much I don’t want to talk about it. That’s how avoidant I am. God I wish I had a father [leaves]

[scene of plane flying]

Hotch, voiced over: “What would you do if you did not know how to what okay and. — The Bible”

[inside plane]

Reid: did you know—

Morgan: DiD yOu kNoW— shut up you little twink. You’re so gorgeous I just wanna rub my hands—

Reid: wh—

Hotch: let’s focus please

Garcia, appearing on the computer screen: hello all of you slimy little cum beasts

Rossi: 👁👄👁

Morgan: hey sexy

Hotch: 😠… what do you have for us

Garcia: I obtained a record of all forks bought in the past week

Hotch: great work. thank you

Morgan: god i just wanna fuck your brains out

Garcia: fill me with your mixed babies

Hotch: [disapproving glance]

Reid: 🤭

[meeting the local cops]

JJ: hey I’m agent jereau we spoke on the phone

Cop: oh hey sexy you didn’t tell me you had huge naturals and a slim thick ass when we talked on the phone hahaha let’s go inside we’ll get you set up

[several minutes of poking around at crime scenes]

Hotch: okay. Let’s present the profile

Morgan: are we ready for that

[zoom on Hotch’s face]

“No”

[black screen where there would have been commercials if you were watching this on CBS but it’s 2020 and you’re watching it on Netflix so there are no commercials so you’re forced to see your reflection and think about the fact that you’ve been watching Criminal Minds for six hours straight]

[in room with the cops]

Hotch: it’s a white male in his 30’s

Cop who is racist: you sure

Prentiss: hey shut the fuck up please. It’s a white male in his 30’s and his dick don’t work so he’s decided to kill everyone who looks the same as his mother because he blames her for his dick not working

[more poking around at the most recent crime scene]

Morgan, climbing up a tree or something in the yard: so I’m the unsub. Where can I see inside the windows without being seen

Prentiss: you look dumb as hell up there just so you know. You look like a fucking freak just so you know

Rossi, from inside the house: hey guys I think found something

[commercial break]

just a fEW of my favorites

Hello darling! I usually read mostly angst/whump but sometime life really really sucks so I just wondered if you can recommend any fics (yours or others) that make you smile?❤❤❤

Hey friend!! As you know I LOVE angst/whump myself but I do have a few amazing fics in my back pocket to make you smile (I hope!!) 

LET’S DO THIS:

5 Times Peter Sleepwalked and the 1 Time He Pretended He Did by @losingmymindtonight

Warmer in the Winter by @the-reverse-mermaid

The beauty that she brings by @groo-ock

Machine Wash Hot; Tumble Dry Low by alice_in_ink

Death by Waffles by @whumphoarder

It All Started with Embalmed Cucumbers by @theoceanismyinkwell

There’s No Place Like Home (For the Holidays) by @seek-rest

leave me where i am (i’m only sleeping) by @tonystarkstan

And if you need a friend, then please just say the word by @frostysunflowers

if lost please return to iron man by @kiwisandtea

Late Night Guest by JaidMcDanno

flushed away by darutias

I’ve been dreaming of a true love’s kiss but not like this by @madasthesea

new york’s santa by @hailing-stars

A Symphony of Color by @fourdaysofrain

Peter Parker’s Super Secret Snack Stash by @coconutknightshade

Cursed Christmas by sahiya

what do i look like to you, a clearance rack? by @peter-stank

that’s amore, squirt by @floweryfran

Of Needles and Ice Cream by @forensicleaf

what’s up, grandpa? by @ciaconnaa

stitch and stitches by @searchingforstarss

Explaining the Infinite by @ardenskyedarcy221b

don’t you ever grow up (it could stay this simple) by @motherkarizma

asking for a friend by @akillerqueenwrites

and lastly, a self-promo:

all these better days by me

LOVE! AND! MISS! THEM!!

SAMBUCKY CRUMBS 😭😭😭😭