Me @ Those Black Figures In The Corner Of My Eye At My House That Disappear When I Turn In That Direction:

Wait, wait, wait, Merlin AU where instead of coming up with disguises as Dragoon and Dolma, Merlin and Gauis just pretend there's this magical spirit called Emrys who helps out. Because like Emrys is basically magic incarnate, right? so it could be easy to bs the idea that magic incarnate has no physical form.

Anyway, so now whenever magic help is needed they're like ah get Emrys but thing is Emrys needs a host to help out on the mortal plane or some bs like that and he always possesses Merlin. Thus allowing Merlin to help out without Arthur realising Merlin is helping out.

Plus then if they ever run into the druids and they're like "yo Emrys we love you" to Merlin, he can just be like "oh yeah he possessed me and dragged me out here the other day, they think I'm him oops".

Also if they're ever in a pinch then Merlin can just use magic and be like "ah looks like Emrys was around then".

Plus instead of the tavern excuse, it upgrades to the Emrys possessed him excuse whenever Merlin's off doing something.

Eventually it reaches a point where 'Emrys' has just saved them all and Arthur has completely had it with this magic spirit that keeps stalking him, possessing his manservant and dragging his manservant off into dangerous situations so instead of thanking him he just stands there yelling for ten minutes and Merlin is just trying to keep a straight face the entire time.

imagine someone listening to a song and thinking of you

THIS WOULD TOTALLY HAPPEN

hi hello, it’s from the greatest cinematic moment of all time, bye

i just wanted you to know that your username is pure gold and now i’m wishing i thought of that lmaoo

ashkdksjaja thaaannnkks :)tbh I was upset cuz I wanted to be his left ass cheek but that was already taken D:

idk what it is about those Kraft mac and cheese cups that u put in the microwave but they are SO GOOD i could eat one for every meal for three days straight and be excited every time

Just wanted to say I chuckle (in a good way ofc) whenever I see your url in my notifications. Idk how to explain it but something about it just brightens up my day.

i’m so glad it makes your day 😭 tbh i wanted the left cheek but that was already taken soooo

leaving kudos on ao3 isn’t enough I need to be able to eat the fic

Where did the idea that child Deku would be a kinda clingy pushover come from? Like I am sincerely curious as to where that perception came from and how it got to be so pervasive in fandom??

Our first introduction to Deku is him resolutely choosing to throw hands in a 1 on 3 fight even though he knew full well he was gonna get his ass beat

Child Deku didn’t give a single fuck more than UA Deku

And he’s always kinda chilling to the side just vibing in his own lane

It’s a cute hc don’t get me wrong, I just don’t understand how it came to be lol

me, at 4am realizing how in love I am with this man

I am literally in love with him, this ain't a joke 😌💞✨🌺💫🦋

YALL IM SO FUCKING STOKED FOR HALLOWEEN