Screechkid - Worse Than Hell

You know what I’ll fucking make it myself

I just want a batim au where everything is fine. Where they all get out and move into a rundown house in the woods and process their trauma and get better together. I just want these dudes to be ok

Technically I don’t think he’s a vampire and a weredinosaur ar the same time! There’s alternate universe stuff going on.

Dio Brando is such a world class hater it's insane. Kid hated his adoptive brother so much he decided to make it his whole family tree's problem. Haunted an entire gene pool for over a century just cause his punk brother got in the way of his inheritence. It took a temporal armageddon and a full world reboot just to scrub away the consequences of his fuckin around and he still shows up as a cowboy weredinosaur to ruin everyone's day. A master class in causing problems on purpose.

Fuck your Meyers Briggs

IDRlabs

Jock-Nerd/Prep-Goth Test

Jock-Nerd/Prep-Goth alignment chart test.

DON’T MAKE COMMENTS ON CHILDREN’S WEIGHT

This is the fucking reason for my disorder

Fruit reviews: Starfruit

Like if an apple was citrus flavored

1 load of water

I lost it at “2 bread”

You are implying that MrBeast exists in the Avatar universe and I think that’s beautiful

My parents got divorced and my dad started dating MrBeast and my mom took me to see an ATLA play and kept insisting Aang was a bad boy.

moth miku :^)

This was posted over a year ago but I’m astounded by the prospect of Silna being put in jail for presumably doing such a bad job at being a defense lawyer that she was also arrested.

I think the thought is that she wasn’t arrested and was just Goodsir’s lawyer, because Silna is much too smart to actually go to jail, as she wouldn’t get caught. But I can’t get over the concept at someone being such a shit lawyer that they get incarcerated as well just for defending someone.

if the terror played in prison & what i think they would be in for

Francis: DUI accident/manslaughter or assault on superior/officer

Fitzjames: con artist (tricks rich old men/women who want him. Let me have this one.)

Blanky: tried to stop bar fight and accidentally knocked a few people out

Hickey: murder, identity theft, conspiracy, etc

Hartnell and Manson: tried to sell drugs to an undercover cop, shoplifting, planned bank robbery (badly)

Tozer: assault (probably beat up someone in the audience of a football game or something)

Armitage: accidentally sprayed a government building while high and resisted arrest

Franklin: tax evasion, political crimes

Goodsir: ignored patients DNR to save them

McDonald: helped patient out of it

Stanley: medical negligence (put new nurse in responsibility for high risk patient who then died)

Gibson: wrong place, wrong time

Gore, Hodgson: got framed

Irving: harassment (make of that what you want)

Wall, Diggle: bar fights (multiple)

Dundy: gambling

Des Voeux: hate crime

Collins: drug possession, forgot to pay taxes/rent/etc

Silna: Goodsir's defendant

Bridgens: let too many kids shoplift without notifying

Little: hit & run (victim survived)... or accidentally helped criminal on the run escape

Jopson: robbery (^ criminal on the run that escaped)

Buddy Baker a.k.a Animal Man is the most slept on dc blorbo. Dude fell so hard into midlife crisis that he tore through the fourth wall, realised he was a comic book charcater and was like damn fr? thats fucking stupid.