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HDJWKJDSKSKDIIS I JUST REALIZED THAT THERE IS LITTLE DEVIL TIAN IN THE BACKGROUND?!??!?
it seems to me that many has forgotten about this magnificent art💛
i am 99% sure that guan shan snores. just a little, it's more like a loud breathing, but tian still constantly teases him about it.
jian yi in elementary school:
guan shan fell asleep thinking about tian's words.
mo guan shan: i'm not worthy of a good life, i'm not worthy of having friends, i'm not worthy of you. i'm just a dumb piece of shit with an ugly face.
he tian: …
he tian: you know, little mo, you have 217 freckles only on your face, and i would give half my life to count all the others. i would give the other half to repeat to you every day how beautiful, kind, wonderful, incredible and amazing you are. i love you. and in a way you're right, because you're really stupid if you haven't figured it out by now.
are there any voice actors or people who voice fanfiction? I beg you, voice one tianshan work! just one! the whole 19 days fandom will bow at your feet.
sometimes guan shan wants to shove a tube of toothpaste up tian's ass. sometimes he actually tries. sometimes all of them, proponents of the «normal way of squeezing toothpaste», get together and complain about «these assholes» who «don't know how to use their hands». life is hard, he tian, jian yi and qiu ge are idiots.
and she li is... as usual, insane.
he tian: look, a shooting star! quick, make a wish!
mo guan shan: i wish you'd fuck off of me already.
he tian, a little sad: if you really wanted it, you shouldn't have said it out loud. now it will never come true, and we're forever bound.
mo guan shan: i know that, bastard.
TianShan: Sex Gods
Official art by Old Xian
Yo, Old Xian be like, hey simps!!! go wild with your imagination. I wanna be honest tho, nothing beats nekkid cat Momo imo. Sadly, I can only post 10 heh but hey Tianshan really be oozing that sex appeal.
he tian: *knows perfectly well how to tie a tie*
he tian: *also knows perfectly well that guan shan has never even worn a tie in his life*
he tian: oh, little mo, help me to tie my tie. i'm too clumsy and my hands are completely useless. you're my only hope.
mo guan shan: *grumbles, but still tries to do something*
he tian: *smug face*
although he tian wrote that he is ready to be a leash for guan shan, it is tian who is more like a dog. he follows mo everywhere and is ready to protect his redhead, even if he has to sacrifice something of his own/himself.
tian is attached to shan like a dog to its master.
i think oldxian is planning to rip out our hearts and make us howl in pain on christmas eve. we have to be prepared for tian's leaving... so cruel (ಥ﹏ಥ)
He Tian would buy kitchen fornitures based on how Mo would look like bent on them. Like even the height of the table, the material, the roughness of it's shape. I feel like it would be the only help he could give to house shopping. Mo's having a tough time getting railed on a too high counter? He must change that. Mo's getting stung and scratches on the top of his tighs because of the sharpness of that table? He must throw that away and buy a soft edged one. It will be like that sometimes. (I hope it's understandable, English's not my first XO)
jian yi: xixi!! i have a gift for you!
zhan zheng xi: oh, you didn't have to-
zhan zheng xi: jesus christ.
jian yi: no, it's shrek.
jian yi, a 24 year old grown man: xixi... don't you think it's sad that poor lonely zebras can't sleep on their own? it's like... soo unfair.
zhan zheng xi: jian yi, my love, it is really sad, yeah, but could you please think about it later instead of when we're fucking?
and then mo pulls down his pants too:
Mo: Fuck you! I am done with you stupid shit!!
Tian: But, Mo... wait. I need to show you something
Mo: What!?
Tian *put his pants and show his underwear*
Mo:... Fuck you
did I understand correctly that the whole 19 days fandom quietly agrees that future-mo guan shan usually sleeps on he tian's chest? and when tian has nightmares, he buries himself in the redhead's neck, and redhead hugs him and kisses the top of his head? and little mo loves when tian sneaks up and unexpectedly embraces and pecks him while he cooks, but still feigns annoyance? and that they can't watch a movie properly because they're always distracted by each other?
i like that.
Mo: Heh, dickhead you had a crush on me. That's so embarrassing
Tian: It isn't
Tian: I would never be embarrassed to admit to loving you
Mo *blush* : Chicken dick... You were supposed to say "we're married"
Tian: Yes, we are
hey guys, can you recommend me some soft tianshan fics?
there are 2 types of couples:
sometimes i think that i'm too dependent on tianshan and 19 days in general.
then i see some art or fanfiction.
and i'm already repeating in my head "god, i love them so much. tianshan is the only thing that makes me happy"
imagine what would happen to he tian if she li had actually killed guan shan then...
Words to describe facial expressions
Absent: preoccupied
Agonized: as if in pain or tormented
Alluring: attractive, in the sense of arousing desire
Appealing: attractive, in the sense of encouraging goodwill and/or interest
Beatific: blissful
Black: angry or sad, or hostile
Bleak: hopeless
Blinking: surprise, or lack of concern
Blithe: carefree, lighthearted, or heedlessly indifferent
Brooding: anxious and gloomy
Bug eyed: frightened or surprised
Chagrined: humiliated or disappointed
Cheeky: cocky, insolent
Cheerless: sad
Choleric: hot-tempered, irate
Darkly: with depressed or malevolent feelings
Deadpan: expressionless, to conceal emotion or heighten humor
Despondent: depressed or discouraged
Doleful: sad or afflicted
Dour: stern or obstinate
Dreamy: distracted by daydreaming or fantasizing
Ecstatic: delighted or entranced
Faint: cowardly, weak, or barely perceptible
Fixed: concentrated or immobile
Gazing: staring intently
Glancing: staring briefly as if curious but evasive
Glazed: expressionless due to fatigue or confusion
Grim: fatalistic or pessimistic
Grave: serious, expressing emotion due to loss or sadness
Haunted: frightened, worried, or guilty
Hopeless: depressed by a lack of encouragement or optimism
Hostile: aggressively angry, intimidating, or resistant
Hunted: tense as if worried about pursuit
Jeering: insulting or mocking
Languid: lazy or weak
Leering: sexually suggestive
Mild: easygoing
Mischievous: annoyingly or maliciously playful
Pained: affected with discomfort or pain
Peering: with curiosity or suspicion
Peeved: annoyed
Pleading: seeking apology or assistance
Quizzical: questioning or confused
Radiant: bright, happy
Sanguine: bloodthirsty, confident
Sardonic: mocking
Sour: unpleasant
Sullen: resentful
Vacant: blank or stupid looking
Wan: pale, sickly
Wary: cautious or cunning
Wide eyed: frightened or surprised
Withering: devastating
Wrathful: indignant or vengeful
Wry: twisted or crooked to express cleverness or a dark or ironic feeling
he tian: guan shan and i don't use pet names.
jian yi: i see... what did your mum call you as a child?
he tian: she died when i was 4. i don't remember much.
jian yi: i see... :(
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jian yi: then... what do bee's do?
he tian: honey?
mo guan shan: what do you want, dickhead?
jian yi: it's okay, babe, don't worry~
zheng xi: how did you call me?
jian yi: babe, you don't like it?
zheng xi: you can call me whatever you want.
jian yi: ok, optimus prime.
me: constantly updating ox's weibo page since friday
page: stays the same
me: huh :( mighty oldxian abandoned us