STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

No thanks.

Reblog if you are insecure about anything below:

-weight

-appearance

-intelligence (or lack of) 

-skills (or lack of) 

-weird hobbies

-friends (or lack of) 

-body

-personality

-family

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*steps on a chair*

kinda hate the way adults are,, like i see houses and shit and all the walls are white and clean and everything is so boring and aesthetic and expensive and OrdInaRy

Call me childish if u want but u can LITERALLY do what u want you can have a room full of pillows or have a SLIDE instead of stairs or fucking paint walls rainbow and draw on them or own a PIG as a pet but no! I told that to someone and they were like “wait till you get older” and now im slightly horrified it’s like a freakin dystopian novel what will they do to ppl? Brainwash them??

I’m not even trying to be edgy but i’d rather fucking die than be like that dutrudhkfgas

*drops mic and falls of the chair*

West End: I’ve never walked alone. I always had a crowd to gather around me. But when I saw you all alone against the sky it’s like I’ve known you all alone. I know you before we met and I don’t even know you yet. All I know you’re someone I’ve always known.

Broadway: I don’t know how or why but who am I that I should get to hold you. But when I saw you all alone against the sky it’s like I’ve known you all alone. I know you before we met and I don’t even know you yet. All I know you’re someone I’ve always known.

In order:

Reeve Carney (West End 2018)

Adam Gillian (West End 2018)

Reeve Carney (Broadway 2019)

John Krause (Broadway 2019)

“Babies only cry if they are hungry, need changing, or need to be picked up”

Lies

Babies (and small children) also cry for reasons such as:

1. “I am tired and that makes me angry”

2. “I scared myself with a fart”

3. “You are the wrong parent”

4. “I ran into something with my face”

5. “I’m facing the opposite direction then the one I want to”

6. “I fell asleep in one place and woke up somewhere completely different”

7. “I am a very small person in a very big world”

8. “I got scared because YOU farted”

Babies have more then 3 states of being and sometimes you just have to hold them and bounce them gently while saying solemnly “yes it is very hard to be a baby” because frankly it is

😒

Someone’s gone piss me off till I die

your 12th emoji is how you'll die

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no one really needs me and that makes me really fucking sad