“Babies Only Cry If They Are Hungry, Need Changing, Or Need To Be Picked Up”

“Babies only cry if they are hungry, need changing, or need to be picked up”

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Babies (and small children) also cry for reasons such as:

1. “I am tired and that makes me angry”

2. “I scared myself with a fart”

3. “You are the wrong parent”

4. “I ran into something with my face”

5. “I’m facing the opposite direction then the one I want to”

6. “I fell asleep in one place and woke up somewhere completely different”

7. “I am a very small person in a very big world”

8. “I got scared because YOU farted”

Babies have more then 3 states of being and sometimes you just have to hold them and bounce them gently while saying solemnly “yes it is very hard to be a baby” because frankly it is

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2 months ago

Orpheus saving Hades' marriage only for Hades' to destroy Orpheus' marriage and accept no blame because Orpheus looked back of his own accord is the biggest reflection of today's society in Hadestown.

No matter how hard you work for the rich, they will pay you pennies then blame you for being poor.

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