“Babies only cry if they are hungry, need changing, or need to be picked up”
Lies
Babies (and small children) also cry for reasons such as:
1. “I am tired and that makes me angry”
2. “I scared myself with a fart”
3. “You are the wrong parent”
4. “I ran into something with my face”
5. “I’m facing the opposite direction then the one I want to”
6. “I fell asleep in one place and woke up somewhere completely different”
7. “I am a very small person in a very big world”
8. “I got scared because YOU farted”
Babies have more then 3 states of being and sometimes you just have to hold them and bounce them gently while saying solemnly “yes it is very hard to be a baby” because frankly it is
This is disturbingly accurate.
It’s Time
Peppers are the spicy of the fire, mint is the spicy of the ice, carbonation is the spicy of the air, and vinegar is the spicy of the water.
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This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.
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Be carful who you call ugly in middle school
really crazy how much one (1) friend hang out can do for your mental health. do people know about this?
For some reason I have a general fear of asking for things. Money, a pencil, a question, etc. And when I do ask, I normally get what I want.
I’m just so scared of getting yelled at or rejected that I go around things and make everything harder.
Part of it was the environment I was raised in. Another part is just my anxiety kicking in.
I can’t ask my parents to borrow a few dollars to get lunch in the fear that they’ll say no or something. And I know they won’t, but I just don’t want to take the risk.
Weird.
Orpheus saving Hades' marriage only for Hades' to destroy Orpheus' marriage and accept no blame because Orpheus looked back of his own accord is the biggest reflection of today's society in Hadestown.
No matter how hard you work for the rich, they will pay you pennies then blame you for being poor.