People keep saying that Adam is supposed to look like Alex Brightman, and maybe he was, but Alex Brightman has a full beard and is hot. Adam has a "lives in his mums basement" goatie and is ugly.
Why did no one tell me that Moon Knight (2016) was funny as fuck
Edit: I actually read the rest of the page
Max has an extremely high spice tolerance due to his aunt and uncle only buying the "hot hot hot" microwave dinners because they cost the least
Luke: I remember back when I knew Obi-Wan as old Ben he used used to live with his roommate Cody who I’m pretty sure was his husband
Ahsoka: *spits out drink* wHAT
Rare footage of the donation bar on ao3 half full
The only way I would accept Tom Holland! Spideypool is if our Wade calls the Deadpool dating Spidey a pedofile and then kills him
ANAKIN
ANAKIN FUCKING SKYWALKER
OH MY GOD
DID AHSOKA DIE?? IS THIS THE FORCE AFTERLIFE OR THE WORLD BETWEEN WORLDS I GENUINELY CANNOT TELL
ALSO JACEN MY FORCE SENSITIVE BABY
IM SCREAMING AND CRYING FROM THIS EPISODE ITS TOO MUCH
FILONI IS GIVING US EVERYTHING BUT KALLUS AND ZEB RIGHT NOW ISTG
ANYWAYS BREAKING DOWN AND SOBBING OVER THIS!!!
also THE WAY IT CLOSED WITH THE IMPERIAL MARCH I CANNOT
"I think Phoenix is trans" "I think Apollo is trans"
You fools. Literally every single character in Ace Attorney is trans, that's why they all have the weirdest fucking names
I was bored in chem so i started thinking about what the choir would be saved as in Ricky's phone so here
Mischa - the spider that bit peter parker
When the choir saw someone saved on Ricky's contacts as this they asked him who it was. He told then it was mischa and they were all very confused. Constance asked why he saved mischa as that and ricky doesn't even look up from his phone and types "it's because he's radioactive" into his text to speach. everyone looks horrified and ocean is about to rant about how he can't say things like that, but mischa is doubled over with laughter at the other side of the room.
Noel - greasy McDonald's french fry
Honestly it's bc noel low-key reminds me of my ex-best friend and he always had greasy hair so I think that there was a period of time when noel just straight up didn't shower for like a week straight
Constance - fresh a vaca do
The blackwood cafe has a menu sign out side and one time constance let him erase it and put vine quotes on it
Ocean - *insert joker quote here*
Ocean is just constantly flipping between preppy uptight bitch to "no one loves me I might as well just kms" ricky calls it her joker arc
Penny - Penny
He likes penny :)
The fandoms I post about are so different, I give myself whiplash. Any pronouns. 🏴🏴
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