Serenaskye - S

Remus : Sirius, will you help me? all my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.

Sirius, wearing a t-shirt that's 3 times bigger than him : weird.

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James: my child is completely fine.

Lily: which one?

James: idk but atleast one of them has to be

{ james was in fact wrong. }

I feel like all the marauders definitely came out to James first

bitches be like "are you okay?" no mf I'm a marauders stan

i don't care what anyone says regulus was secretly VERY sassy

Regulus: [at Rodolphus and Bellatrix’s wedding] I’m so happy for them

Sirius: Really?

Regulus: [sipping his coffee] no

kidnapper negotiating with Remus: we have Sirius. give us 10,000$ and he will be returned to you unharmed.

Sirius: woah woah woah, you think i'm worth 10,000$ only?

kidnapper:

Sirius: I'M WORTH NO LESS THAN A MILLION

Remus: SIRIUS SHUT UP

glad i did

looking at old photos of myself thinking not only is that girl dead but i killed her

Remus: Why can’t you just say phrases correctly?!

Sirius: Well aren’t you just a ray of sunscreen

Sirius: "Andy, sit on the couch. This is a stress-free zone. Stress isn't good for the baby."

Andromeda: "Awww, thanks Sirius. This is so sweet."

Ted: *walks in* "Hey Sirius, do you wanna-"

Sirius: "WHY ARE YOU IN THE STRESS FREE ZONE?!"

Alphard: "Sirius, you're defeating the point of a stress-free zone!"

Sirius: "Oh... sorry..."

Ted: "So you don't want to come with me to the Muggle supermarket and ride the kidde ride?"

Sirius: "What?! No, don't be ridiculous."

Sirius: "Of course I do, let's go." *drags Ted to the door by the sleeve*

Ted: "Sirius, I need shoes!"

Sirius: "You have socks on, you're fine!"