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they should make weight loss ads illegal and I’m not kidding

A possible Pink pony club cover by me:

Big boner club

I wanna keep on dancing at the big boner club

I wanna keep on dancing on that big morning wood

I wanna keep on dancing at the big boner club

Big boner club

*I play the guitar with my sick ass cock*

I am feeling perpendicular

on tumblr people will say "yeah i've got 7 mental illnesses" then call you schizo for the most mundane symptoms and on reddit people will say "i'm a slightly awkward introvert" and you go to their profile to see their post history and they have mental health issues you didn't know god could create

All y'all fuckers when you say you ain't gonna vote

i have a having a nice time kink the warmth of a friend's laughter fetish i'm a smile slut a kindness dump