GUYS.

Happy bday Hyunjin!

We're proud of you, Hwang. Congrats on 24!

My brother likes fortnite.

Him about Meowdas: "he's a cute little kitty and I want to give him squidges."

About Ghost Director: "She's a symbiote- she keeps her symbiote in her backpack."

about Dynamo Tntna: "A hot chicky chick who lives to ruin people's lives."

About Undercover Skye: "She's cosplaying."

"Eat your fish. And then to recycle, turn it into pure gold with your powers and turn it into a battle axe."

I'm so fuckin confused. What the fuck is a "squidge"?

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

callback ping

Once you realize everyone and everything is on some sort of time limit, life becomes a lot more stressful. You’re welcome!

a neurodivergent blurb

I have ADHD. very, very bad ADHD. Anything and everything can be overstimulating. But there are some weird things that I do that make no sense.

Noises. I hate large crowds. They're loud and chaotic and terrible. But! I can and will blast k-pop at full volume in my earphones.

Using a weighted blanket. Most people think that if I can't freely move around, I'll be overwhelmed. But, actually, that makes it worse.

Lots of accessories. Sometimes, certain pieces of jewelry make everything bad. Like, I can't wear rings on my left hand and I can't wear bracelets on my right wrists. That's how you know that I don't have OCD.

Yay, ADHD.

I Am Menstruating, So Here's A Period Thought.

(Yes, it's about aliens again.)

We, as humans, eat a lot of food that other animals can't eat. Chocolate, grapes, avocados, broccoli, alcohol (although I did once have a cat who loved beer), caffeine, almonds, pistachios, macadamia nuts, any spicy food, tomatoes, the list goes on. Dairy products, everyone.

I am currently having period cravings. For hot cheetos, spicy ramen, raspberry-infused dark chocolate, and hot cocoa. Any and all of that would kill a dog.

But, would it kill an alien?

I once saw a thing that said that chocolate is a universally poisonous substance. And sure, I'll stand by that. If you give chocolate to any species except for humans, they will die. Miserably.

BUT! And this is a large but.

HUMANS ARE NOT ALL-POWERFUL, NOR ARE THEY ALL-IMMUNE!

Pokeweed (a little, deadly plant characterized by its red stem and purple berries) is absolutely lethal to us. One tiny berry will kill us. Oleander, a beautiful pink/red/white flower, can kill with any/all of its parts. Nightshade, recognized by its bright red berries, kills in less than 24 hours.

Aliens consider all of these plants to be delicacies.

Zygerin chefs whip up fabulously delicious hemlock soups for their patrons. Ytertjjijkis bakers utilize nightshade, pokeweed, and yew in all of their most famous pastries. Aàkî cooks use Oleander and destroying angel mushrooms in common garden salads.

But yes, chocolate is deadly to them. And the other 99.999% of the universe.

So yes, I did another photoshoot! This plush is @nagarnia's Fluffli Plushie!

Oh neat thx

Not the day6 lol

Things abt SKZ

Recently, Lee Know and Hyunjin released SKZ-RECORDs, and both of them are depressing/love songs. I love them, they're amazing.

But it makes me wonder who they're about. Love Me or Leave Me sounds like a sad postscript for Want So Bad, which leads me to believe that, at least in theory, Lee Know is writing about Han. I mean, there's at least a bit of evidence for the MinSung theorists, so it's not off the table.

Long For You is quite in-sync with the feel of Hyunjin's other SKZ-RECORDs, and initially, doesn't feel too strange. But if you take into account the recent distance between him and Felix, you start to see a theoretical correlation.

I'm not going to say that I don't sail these two ships. I do, and I will support them no matter their relationship status.

Thx for indulging my thought process!

Smiles, Shroomie

INCORRECT QUOTES WITH MY OCS!

Xian: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Aioru?

Aioru: … No…

Rhea: I do!

Xian: I know, Rhea.

Rhea: I’m sad!

Xian, exasperated: I know, Rhea.

Ano: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Aioru does? I mean, what if she jumped off a cliff?

Rhea: If Aioru were to jump off a cliff, she would’ve done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Aioru jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Ryo: You jump off a cliff!

Rhea: Gladly. Provided Aioru did first.

Riane: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Aioru: …Mum, I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours…

Rhea: I got distracted about halfway through.

Xian: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Niki: Hey, Xian? Can I get some dating advice?

Xian: Just because I’m with Aioru doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

Hyiin: I don't know how he did it either.

Niki: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Rhea: The cow???

Aioru: …What…?

So'ren: Rhea, W H Y?

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Xian: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Aioru: ...I did… I broke it…

Xian: No. No you didn't. Rhea?

Rhea: Don't look at me. Look at So'ren.

So'ren: What?! I didn't break it.

Rhea: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

So'ren: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Rhea: Suspicious.

So'ren: No, it's not!

Niki: If it matters, probably not, but Hyiin was the last one to use it.

Hyiin: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Niki: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Hyiin: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Niki!

Aioru: …Guys… let's not fight… I broke it… Let me pay for it, Xian…

Xian: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

So'ren: Xian... Niki's been awfully quiet.

Niki: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Xian, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Xian: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Xian:

Xian: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Rhea: My first car was a Saturn.

Niki: What make?

Rhea: Ummmm… I dunno… A Saturn Venus?

Niki: No, Rhee, those are just two planets.

*Reactions to being told ‘I love you’*

So'ren: Thanks fam!

Hyiin: oh no

Niki: *cries* I love you too

Rhea: Sounds fake but okay

Aioru: *A flustered mess*

Xian: Can i get a refund?

Ano: Neat!

Ryo: Cool! *turns to Ano* what's love??

Riane: I'm sorry, darling, but I'm married.

Ai'nliye: H-huh? Can you repeat that?

Riju: *Raises an eyebrow*

Rhea: Just be yourself.

Xian: 'Be myself'? Rhea, I have one day to win Aioru over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Niki: Two days.

Riju: Few weeks.

Xian: YOU'RE MY SISTER! WH-

So'ren: Six months.

Hyiin: Jury’s still out.

Ano and Ryo, simultaneously: Don't look at us.

Xian: See, Rhea?

Xian: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

Rhea: Are we really going to let Xian keep Aioru?

Niki: We kept Hyiin, and she's just a snarkier, scalier Aioru, so...

Security: Have you seen a person named 'Xian' around here?

Ano: Ugh, yes. He made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.

Aioru: …it looks fine to me…

Ryo: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!

Rhea: OH, THe hOrroR!

Niki: *Screams*

Xian: *Screams louder to assert dominance*

Niki: *Screams louder out of pure fear*

Xian: *Screams louder with dragon voice*

Rhea: Should we do something?!

Hyiin, watching while sipping tea: No, I want to see who wins this.

Aioru: ...What the hell is going on...?!

pukicho, the sapiosexual

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