Give Them A Week And They Would Fix Literally Every Problem In Piltover And Zaun

People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

Idea from here

Settle a bet.

All the reactors saying Calypso "Apologizes". She doesn't though. The whole song is literally a non-apology.

"I'm sorry my love's too much for you" translating to basically, "Sorry you just can't HANDLE my love".

When it's not that he can't handle it. She literally forced him into it.

He forcefully fell into a trauma bond love with her, sure, but nothing else. Nothing genuine.

hey red crown show me your sharp teeth and forked tongue

It was funnier in my head, oh well

a lot of life can be persevered thru by secretly playing pretend in your mind the whole time

Odysseus: You're going to call off that storm.

Poseidon: Or what?

Odysseus:

Odysseus: I am different, I am no longer the man you married, it's been 20 long years but if you could just fall in love with me again?

Penelope: if you can do something for me

Odysseus: anything

Penelope: move my wedding bed.

Odysseus: I can't, it's made out of a living tree, to move it I would have to destroy it. How can yo-

Penelope: oh, I thought we were asking each other stupid questions?

Odysseus:

Penelope: 'FaLl iN lOvE wItH mE aGaiN' to do that I would have had to stop loving you.

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