i knew this conceptually, but like you dont really KNOW that public school is designed to set you up to be a good worker bee until you're cracking out a report, after hours, at 7 pm on a monday night and it hits you; oh, i'm doing homework, this is why they made me do homework, and suddenly i'm feeling it in my chest. i cant believe i was raised by the state to be an automaton, and worse, i am one of the lucky robots who isn't doing manual labor.
am i real?
post by : @playingonmydsi <3
Sir Mix-A-Lot is denki's #1 artist of all time idc abt the logistics
severitus but they gain some sort of begrudging camaraderie in harry's 4th year because they both know it's a little what the fuck and severus is just there helping him through the tasks silently and while he praises him for completing them he still critiques bro bonus points if it lasts (ofc it lasts) until 5th year and they gang up against umbrige they're the silent but deadly version of the weasley twins
y'all alr know the dron tag hates to see me coming [steeples hands for a transaction] but here i am again with a new chapter !!
here's ch3 in screenshots bc i can't promise it's all comedy this time:
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this is what we mean when we say “defund the police”
listening to music isn’t enough anymore i need to eat it
this is amazing
i’ve decided the new gender neutral form of Ms/Mr is just THE
Ron would be an auror yes, not bc he's particularly ambitious or glory/thrill/danger-seeking or combat-talented or morally driven, but bc it's the closest thing to a Detective the wizarding world has and i think he'd be rlly good at that
verisimilous on ao3 ➳ they call me the CDC the way i run the Collaborative Delulu Center
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