NOT AGAIN

I’m picturing Doc Scratch as the mom.

(text source: bessette on tumblr)

FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS ME

hiveswap is technically an isekai

ooooh I'm jealous!

Tavros being swallowed by a pile of plushies

I've gotten a bunch of messages in my ask box from Palestinians who need help. I can't do much to help directly, but I can spread them. Here's some links and stuff:

Aenedift Magere and Creedh (age 4, needs medical care):

https://www.tumblr.com/grandmoonpersona?source=share

https://www.paypal.com/donate?hosted_button_id=48ME5M8XWFSCQ

Nurse Reham Yasr Al Soufi (age 23) and family:

https://www.tumblr.com/nurserehamo?source=share

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-nurse-reham-family-soufi-of-palestine-from-gaza-city

Musab (age 22) and family, including a cat, her kittens, and a dog:

https://www.tumblr.com/abdmusab?source=share

https://gofund.me/07155bf9

Mohammed Swierh and family, including his wife and three kids (Mira age 6, Bakr, age 3, and Maria, age 1):

https://www.tumblr.com/mohammedswierh2?source=share

https://gofund.me/fa1b4fbd

Nurse Motaz Jad Al-Haq and family, including his wife, Doctor Fedaa Al-Nadi, and three kids (Mohammed, age 9, Omar, age 7, and Nima, age 4):

https://www.tumblr.com/motaz352?source=share

https://gofund.me/98315a59

Rehab Shamiya (26) and family, including children (Ayham, age 4, and a baby born this year):

https://www.tumblr.com/rehabsh98?source=share

https://gofund.me/67c82bf4

Mohammed Almeshaal (needs twice weekly kidney dialysis), family of eleven, including a baby (Najah):

https://www.tumblr.com/tarbeen-family-2?source=share

https://gofund.me/d4d8c6bc

Etaf Al-Qataa (34) and family, including husband Youssef Esleem (38), five kids (Moataz, Moatasem, Maria, age 7, Adam, age 4, and Amira, age 3):

https://www.tumblr.com/familyetaf1234567?source=share

https://gofund.me/66214924

Ahmed Altaban (22), family of eight, including mother Heba, father Amjad, grandfather Ahmed Sr., and Ahmed Jr.'s siblings, Khaled, Soliman, Abdallah, and Lamar:

https://www.tumblr.com/ahmed4palestine?source=share

https://gofund.me/05ca3e68

This isn't even everyone who reached out to me. I don't understand how it works when asks go missing, but there were a few I didn't get to include because of the glitch. Ugh.

I put them all together instead of replying to each ask individually to keep them together in hopes they'll get the same attention.

Any amount of money donated helps, and if you can't do that, please spread this around. Thank you to anyone who reads this, spreads it, or donates, and thank you to everyone who reached out and sent me these links.

I like the idea of an assassin saying "I would kill for you... for free"

or like "I would kill for you so I can pay for whatever you need"

As much as I love ‘I would kill for you’, it kinda really loses its impact if the person saying it is a villain who already kills at the slightest provocation

’I would refrain from killing for you, I would spare them all if you asked me’ is a very sexy alternative, and a much more powerful declaration of love coming from a character prone to violence

tbh people in my town are probably actually dying from the heat we're having. the other day, it was 107°. people legitimately aren't thinking straight lately because it's that fucking hot. and by that I mean that my own brain fog has gotten a lot worse, and the rest the people here are the way I was before this heat wave.

...so, how's summer been for y'all?

[text source: flower-petal-pansexual on tumblr]

[text sources: simonstuck943 and nodamncatnodamncradle on tumblr]

Merry Christmas and happy Capricorn season, here’s some hot guys! Fun fact: Capricorn is sometimes called “the father of the zodiac” or “the daddy sign”. Explains a lot, huh?

btw all the translations I could find said that the Irish name “Daidi na Nollag” is closer to “father of December”, but their word for “father” is “daidi” and is pronounced like “daddy”, so it’s only sort of of true? I hope that helps some of y’all sleep better lmao

[I know it already says the sources but I will put it in writing too. text sources: Edwin Molina, Funny Clown Bimbi, and BRICK 101 jr! on youtube.]

she doesn't even know

please tell me I'm not the only one who thought it said motherfucker at first

[text source: nacho-joe-yo]

hey look

HIVESWAP ACT 3. like actually! what pumpkin and everything! I totally thought it was a fangame at first, but no!!!

no word on when it will come out, but now we know it's being worked on!