If Request Are Open I Think It'd Be Funny If You Did That Post That Starts With "yesterday My Date Made

[Roxy says "there is no Easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy—" Roxy stands over the condesce's dead body and continues: "and there is no empress of Alternia."]

DING DONG THE BATTERWITCH IS DEAD!!!! I've been mostly trying to keep to a once-a-week schedule, but this is a very, very, very special day. honk if you hate monarchy! 🤡

[text source: from the movie Megamind, but I changed part of the last line from "queen of england]

🎵 bi people, having fun, global domination over everyone! 🎶

every now and then I'll pull a weird ship out of my ass, just because the specific characters fit the text, but they've never met in canon or at least the relationship they do have has never been explored in a romantic way, and I think it's so fun to think about how that would work out for them, what quadrant, etc, no matter how weird it seems. I chose Tagora and Trizza for this post because they both like money and dislike mercy. a match made in hell!

[text sources: maamlet and himborc on tumblr. I edited the Tagora and MC sprites myself]

She puts up with so much bs.

(text source: svveetlemonade, grandchilds, alyssathesquirrel, and rickytee on tumblr)

im gonna say it.

you cannot separate monsterfucking from queerness.

& for the love of fuck i don't need babygays coming at me with "you're equating being gay with being a monster!" go back to tiktok, this is for the adults.

monsterfucking is so queer bc so many of us feel unlovable, so many of us can't relate to real world affections & attractions. (aces & aros in particular)

so yeah, i wanna fuck that monster, bc deep down, i hope someone will love the monster i think i am.

I really like how they wrote him in pesterquest, with him all aro n stuff, I think it fits him really well!

[text source: opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

PRIDE MONTH BEGINS

with MC teaching anthropology and Dave getting Mike Wazowskied!

(and it's more than just homosexuals in the community but you get the point)

[text source: lake-erie on tumblr]

[I know it already says the sources but I will put it in writing too. text sources: Edwin Molina, Funny Clown Bimbi, and BRICK 101 jr! on youtube.]

she doesn't even know

you know who you are

'fiction doesn't affect reality' mfs when they learn about propaganda

I don't mean to bother but I wanted to let you know bovinelung (the person you reblogged from) is against mspec lesbians. I'd hope you support them(mspec lesbians), but I don't believe you've said anything about it in the past so I thought I should make sure

ugh, that's really gross of them. thanks for telling me. I took down the reblog, took back my like, and blocked them.

I want to make it clear that I absolutely do support using the word lesbian as a broad term. Sappho of Lesbos herself wrote about her attraction to men as well, so I don't see how it would make any sense to name something after someone if it doesn't even apply the namesake.

I'll be more careful to check who I reblog from now. that post itself seemed so lighthearted, it's kinda creepy to think about how casually hateful people can be while on a queer site in a queer fandom for a queer story.

I'm about to go through all my past reblogs, I guess. feel free to let me know if you notice anything else like that.

[image description 1/3: Karako is sad. he says, "why do I have to speak? why is it not enough to show up somewhere and have giant eyes?"

ID 2: Charun, crosses their arms disapprovingly and says, "minimalism is cool but have you ever had all the things you love in your room?"

ID 3: Cirava is clutching their eye in pain, and Elwurd says to them, "hey. don't cry. 144 Ibuprofen capsules in this bottle." Cirava smiles. / end IDs]

I've had this set in my drafts for a while now. I haven't been able to make anything else for today because depression is a bitch, so here's this! happy homestuck day, folks.