[ID: Rose Narrates, "a Few Days Ago A Coworker Asked Me To Explain Hanukkah And I Asked Her If She Knew

So I’m thinking I’m gonna make a series of these with Marsti as a waitress. She's just so memeable!

(text source: sagihairius on tumblr)

oof sorry for taking so long to get back to you I took I break from Tumblr but hi it's me the anon who had the idea with the tiktok comment! anyway my idea was to have tagora saying it with tyzias stelsa and tegiri(I headcanon him as a he/him lesbian but it's kinda a niche headcanon so you can exclude him if you want) in the background. now that I'm actually typing it out I might have overhyped it but it was really funny in my head lol

[image descriptions: Lanque gestures towards Wanshi and says "every transmasc has that one lesbian friend—" Tagora cuts him off, "wrong. I have multiple. SICK 'EM, GIRLIES!!!" Tyzias, Stelsa, and Tegiri jump out to attack! this is all going down in front of the community lesbian pride flag. Wanshi just stands there smiling. she says "happy pride!" / end ID]

you came to the right place, all forms of lesbian are welcome here! also I hope you feel better after your break!

[text sources: gnarlysheeps on twitter, and... the same person by the same name, but this time on tumblr? they posted a screenshot of their own twitter post, on tumblr.]

I hope some of y'all have someone to send these to cause I sure don't lmao. I actually had a really violent nightmare about my father last night. but even so, it hasn't been the worst day, since I went to ihop and the beautiful waitress called me babygirl, which I can't say I expected!

anyway, what other holidays could I make e-cards like this for?

Today was my birthday! My mom and I made and decorated my cake, so here's that!

Most of the day kinda sucked, though. And I didn't get to do much of what I wanted to do, which really wasn't much. But at least I made something I'm proud of.

His name is Alonzo, by the way.

[image descriptions: Chahut is at a festival. she says "hot girl summer is over". the scene changes and she's now in front of a haunted house. she continues "it's officially time for haunted whore Halloween!" / end ID]

text sources: mikaababy on tumblr]

good news and bad news! but not in that order.

“I wasn’t born, I was hatched, what are you ta/king about?“

Also “libro” is Spanish for book!

(text source: gourmetgay on tumblr)

ooooh I'm jealous!

Tavros being swallowed by a pile of plushies

152. happy pride!

[ID: Elwurd says, as if role-playing, "*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*". Joey replies, "you mean, skin?" Elwurd says, "what an absolutely terrifying addition to my post." *Elwurd does finger guns* "thank you." / end of ID.

text sources: evilbritney, sounddesignerjeans, and wombuttress on tumblr.]

*takes off skin*

[ID: Tegiri (referred to in the original text as "cop") is investigating a crime, and asks, "can you describe the woman who stabbed you?" Zebruh (referred to as "male author") strikes a dramatic pose and replies, "lithe, spirited, outgoing, and not afraid to speak her mind. she was a raw sexual force and she knew it. she was dandelion fluff on a summer day, gone in an instant, leaving you with nothing the memory of her touch and the faint taste of strawberries on your lips." the cloaked woman who stabbed him is behind him, looking pissed. Tegiri says, "great, we have a motive, but we still need a description." / end IDs.]

opalescent-apples reblogged this with the tag "undescribed". I hear ya! I've been meaning to add image descriptions to my old posts, so here's a start! if y'all have any other specific posts you'd like image descriptions of, you can reblog them like this and I'll see it, or you can send asks. I want to make this blog more accessible, so please keep letting me know which posts to prioritize!

one more thing, after all the time that has passed since I made this, I still can't fucking believe that the first thing Zebruh describes her as is "lithe", which can mean "graceful", but it also can mean "skinny". she was strong enough to stab a highblood and he immediately wants to say that she's skinny. ugh.

She’s coming back to finish the job!

(text source: morthilswrites and lillivati on tumblr)