being a kid who was raised by tumblr is interesting because you have these funky gay adults whereas i’m sitting here like “yes parent tell me about the ancient days of tumblr sexymen i long to know”
please lord
good things will happen 🧿
things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿
Oh to be an 80s cartoon action hero where you’re a protagonist with cool powers and loving friends and everything works out perfectly for you and your a cis white man and buff as hell and no problems :)
why does the monster high theme go so incredibly hard. Like yes beastie serve that cunt I’m vibing to this. Do your gay little dance ghouls. I’ll join you.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, it is up to I, the only fucking cishet on tumblr, to drag this out to a wider audience.
We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.
GO GO GO
We’ll have to do dinner Thursday night instead.
Saw a post like this with negative outlook so I asked for it to be fixed
The Lab Rats theme song walked so Phonk and EDM could RUN and I am not taking arguments