GO GO GO

day 12,256 of the world missing out on a far better existence if only I had never existed

being a kid who was raised by tumblr is interesting because you have these funky gay adults whereas i’m sitting here like “yes parent tell me about the ancient days of tumblr sexymen i long to know”

well well well we shant just leave the cunt alive and walking

Oh to be an 80s cartoon action hero where you’re a protagonist with cool powers and loving friends and everything works out perfectly for you and your a cis white man and buff as hell and no problems :)

heeppy hoolida

WASABI THE MUSICAL

Made by me

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

“You shall become the crown jewel of malice and death”

“Again… please rephrase”

me: oracle, i must know if i will succeed with my villainous plans or if the wizard council will seal me away in a magic crystal

oracle: i assure you, you are destined to become evil in-garnet

me: could you rephrase

being a baby enby is great because you’ll have elder gays helping you out and being parental and then trans folks acting like your older cousins

And then the fellow enbys are all setting fire to things and pressuring you to start doing it to

Do you see my visions