Post-crooked Kingdom Imagine

matthias: are you putting butter on bacon?

nina: i don’t want it to stick to the pan

castles crumbling is SO steve harrington coded jesus christ

bro ship wars aside, if azriel doesn’t end up w gwyn (which he might not bc let’s be real no one knows who’s endgame) i want them to be friends so badly. like their friendship could be unmatched. same thing if he doesn’t end up w elain. i just like all the characters and i think their relationships, platonic or romantic, are important.

kaz: okay, so when are we gonna tell nina what's actually gonna happen? inej: soon! i just... couldn't before. you saw how upset jesper got! i couldn't do that to her, she's my best friend. kaz: well, jesper's my best friend. inej: ... i'm not your best friend? kaz: you just said... kaz: of course you're my best friend.

matthias: i don’t like bugs, okay? they freak me out.

nina: interesting. you’re afraid of bugs AND women. ladybugs must render you catatonic.

people shipping namor x shuri like he’s not literally a 500 year old god and she’s not below the legal drinking age (and shuri x riri IS RIGHT THERE)

how is otto hightower the sanest person on the greens side rn. the bar is in hell.

(helaena my darling doesn’t count, she’s not on a side).

kaz: okay, that's it, so everybody knows. it's official. we're moving in together. no turning back. are ya scared? are ya?! inej: ...no. kaz: wow, that was my scariest voice. you're very brave.

i’m thinking about the fact that yelena probably found out about nat through the news bc the avengers didn’t know to call her. i’m in pain.

kaz: pekka, you're not looking well. inej: he never does.