Alfred, Dying (but This Will NEVER Happen Cuz Alfred Is Invincible): Goodbye... I Love You All...

I like to think Bruce randomly pops up ninja style very frequently in his civilian life because I do that and in collage I scared a lot of people

Just going into an elevator and BOOM Bruce Wayne??? And he’s like, “sup”

Bruce Wayne talking to a group at a gala and suddenly he’s just gone?

Bruce standing right there when you close the refrigerator, “hey Bruce” like yea, he just does that

What if Bruce actually gives the best hugs but barely anyone (except Cass, Alfred and Dick) knows this. Bruce thinks he sucks at hugs because no one ever asks for them.

YOOO WHAT, dude you're not gonna fucking believe it but that's literally the first headcanons I ever wrote in my headcanon list, wait let me get the actual thing I wrote

Here it is, anyway Bruce is a great hugger and his family wishes he would hug them more

I kind of love the idea that Jason’s everyday civilian style is varied and you never know what you’re gonna get. He could be “preppy librarian college student,” or “leather jacket punk,” or “rich upper-class businessman,” or just “Teenage Boy In A Hoodie.” He is an enigma. He is a fashion icon.

in love with him and his vibe

Nothing stresses Alfred more than the batfam's sleep schedule

#A struggle

There are two D's in Jason's name because he comes with two times the drama

The Batman:

Bruce Wayne:

Wally: Bitch you will not believe the day I've had

Dick: Bitch you will not believe the life I've lived

Why go to therapy when you have this masterpiece?