Septimus Heap Has The Ultimate Found Family. You Start With The Core Seven-son Family, Which Is Already

Septimus Heap has the ultimate found family. You start with the core seven-son family, which is already guaranteed to have at least nine members. Not to mention they have a crazy aunt and at least six uncles, as well as a tree or two.

Throw in an adopted daughter, 1.5 ducks and 0.5 of a cat, the youngest son's adoptive mother/mentor/BFF and semi-adoptive father/kidnapper, the adopted daughter's biological dad, the youngest son's best friend who will someday be the adopted daughter's boyfriend, a ghost uncle, the youngest son's first best friend/adoptive brother from his childhood in the army who is probably also the second oldest son's boyfriend, the youngest son's dragon, and the oldest son's wife.

Oh, and don't forget the ghost uncle's ghost girlfriend, the mother, father, and brother of the oldest son's wife, the second youngest son's girlfriend and her transforming panther, maybe a couple witches (or maybe not), the adopted daughter's ghost mom and ghost grandmother, the oldest son's pet tennis ball, the adopted daughter's pet rock(s), and a centuries-old magical grandpa who you can only see by exiting time.

And we haven't even gotten to the sequel series yet!

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3 years ago

Idk why it's such a shock to me but how did I find a blog that talks about the cosmere and ml. I love both but they are worlds apart so I was so surprised

I tried to come up with a clever quip along the lines of "well, if you consider [these things], they aren't actually that different!"

But the truth is,

they really are that different


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10 months ago

When Adrien gets out from under Gabriel's thumb, I imagine he's going to wear a bunch of disgustingly unstylish clothes. I don't mean he'll start wearing styles that Gabriel objects to; I mean he'll start wearing styles that everyone objects to.

When Adrien Gets Out From Under Gabriel's Thumb, I Imagine He's Going To Wear A Bunch Of Disgustingly

If you think this looks bad . . . thank you, that's the point

1 month ago

map of europa with drawings of my fellow soldiers from back during the ice war

Map Of Europa With Drawings Of My Fellow Soldiers From Back During The Ice War

way back when I got promoted to sergeant my captain gave me the company guidebook on europan warfare and all these maps. neither of them were worth anything except as a canvas. thing is, ink and paint freezes in those tunnels, so I drew the other soldiers all in pencil. I've been going through these old sketches from my time on the ice and thinking I might share some of them, so I'll have a few more for you soon, because the ice was hell and this was the only thing that made it gentler

Source for map (Global Geologic Map of Europa by USGS in conjunction with NASA):

https://pubs.usgs.gov/sim/3513/sim3513_sheet.pdf

(I love USGS so much)


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4 years ago
 I Know I'm Supposed To Hate Him, And I Do Hate His Actions, But I Also Can't Help But Relate To Him

I know I'm supposed to hate him, and I do hate his actions, but I also can't help but relate to him too. In other words, I reserve the right to try and work out my complicated thoughts about Simon Laurent through art.


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4 years ago

I have two multi-chapter stories planned, but until then, here's a quick fic to water your Plance:

archiveofourown.org
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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3 years ago
If You Ask I Will Rant About This Forever Because I Have OPINIONS

If you ask I will rant about this forever because I have OPINIONS


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brandon sanderson homophobia sexism my rambles like first of all. most importantly. Ender's Game is probably the only reason I survived seventh grade I love that book. find something new to love in it every time I read it it is my soul. my guidebook. my worst fears. my greatest desires. everything but OSC on the other hand . . . I have complaints and I hate that everyone blames all his problematic traits (sexism and homophobia namely) on his religion because look. look at Branderson. same religion but none of the same issues like Brandon Sanderson doesn't have a single character who plays into gender stereotypes. female OR male and yes his queer rep is so far not great (although he gave us ace jasnah so he's already won in my mind) but renarin is canonically gay and that will be explored. he has gaydar and it has picked up on shallan's and adolin's bisexuality he is so careful and caring in how he writes his queer character he's trying so hard I beg you to read all the WoBs on this subject because they make me cry also brando sando is just a better writer maybe not necessarily his prose (although maybe. osc ain't exactly a poet either) but certainly his characters and pacing like . . . his philosophical ethical monologues are well-placed and justified thematically. unlike card's also his monologues aren't kind of unsettling and yikes also? minor point but sanderson romances are so much better imo card seems to consider the peak of romance to be ''I can stand being around you and am physically attracted to you'' whereas branderson puts actual respect and communication and affection and LOVE into his love stories no his romance isn't perfect but I'm never going to marry someone I ''love'' in a card way. In a sanderson way however? yes I think I will but back to their female characters the only osc character I've ever seen myself in was technically written by johnston not card whereas I see myself in like every brando sando female character osc's women are just . . . eh and his traditional views on marriage and family (yay) kind of leak into all the women he writes. and literally everything else he writes. anyway I could write a dissertation about this but I gotta sleep so that's all for now orson scott card
4 years ago

did Gilmore Girls invent the coffee shop AU


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Architect of the Stars

You can call me Starry! I'm a fan artist and fanfiction writer. She/her, asexual. I'm a huge nerd (and by that, I mean I love math, science, and language). I am a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. Reblog blog is @starryarchitect-reblogs, queer mormon blog is @acemormon.

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