“God is dead. We have killed him. My tits hurt.”
"I can't believe people live in California..."
“He’s such an overprotective mother hen sometimes.”
-My friend, while literally talking about Satan
“It should be easier once we get rid of the pile of noses...”
-My mother, not making nearly as much without context
"Tax fraud isn't fun anymore."
"I'd throw a parade to annoy mysterious goats"
“I would make a better Hitler than Hitler!”
-My brother
“Isn’t he the spoon God?”
-Somebody who probably just discovered a new religion
“You’re in trouble!”
-My science teacher in the same way kids do after someone was told to come to the office
“I’m far too goth for gravey.”
-Me, not goth in any way
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