Guys I Just Wanna Be Evil

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

I finally started playing oneshot :)

Niko deserves a doodle

happy Thursday the 20th

He's my precious little boy, the star of my life, my own OC based around boxing announcers and cool guys on television who'd murder you for viewer retention, Mike

His full name is Mike R. Phone by the way

Guys I'm happy to say my gender is officially goofball.

Tag all your goofball friends :D

my brother is sitting in the chair in my room studying a practice test thing for his final test before he becomes a fully certified EMT tomorrow and he’s mumbling some of the questions out loud and he just went “a child has fallen from a monkey at school…” and he just got dead quiet and stared at the wall for like a solid minute with the most stricken look on his face before he whispered “there’s no protocol for monkeys”

bro

bro it means monkey bars 

challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually

Violets are Red

Roses are Blue

Wait that was wrong

I gotta redo

I need more fanart of ramona flowers with green hair NOW.

This is the best thing I've ever seen