I Finally Started Playing Oneshot :)

Today I nutted in girlfriend, today was a good day.

The Aftons be like

Also Jason Bourne I guess

died and came back tired. died and came back exhausted. died and came back with manic energy. died and came back with malingering unease. died and came back twitchy. so many possibilities

Guys you are never gonna believe what was immediately below this post for me

extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

I was gonna add just the possum one but I felt the other two were necessary

Before you post, think:

Is it groovy

Is it smashing, baby

Is it shagedelic

Does it give you mojo

Does it make others randy

Cult Of The Lamb

“Why does Batman need to be a billionaire?”

“He has to fund the Justice League. They often have a space program.”

“But couldn’t he do more good if he just invested-”

“The Earth is routinely invaded by aliens, gods, and the forces of an extraterrestrial god of tyranny.”

This is for all y’all who don’t understand how terrifying these suckers are.