Sullyguille - I Have Something Silly To Say

i need beautiful women to comfort me i did very badly on splatoon today

My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

I wish I was a muppet so I could flail uncontrollably with no consequences. And for the scrunch

hear me out…

Chat, Imma start anwsering all my no reply emails, get ready for some real disruprion of world order. Get ready to look out the window and see that shot from Fight Club (1999) with the exploding buildings.

It's gonna be wild I'm telling you

We do that a lot actually, stop spoiling our plans

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This is the best thing I've ever seen