Did A Jude Cosplay 👍🏻

Percy : I WANT BLUE COOKIES

: BLUE COOKIESSSSSSSS

Gaea and the giants : So this is the guy that beat us?

Kronos, the Titans, and everyone Percy has ever beaten :

𝙂𝙚𝙩 𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙞𝙩

Zeus : What is wrong with you?!

Percy : What is wrong with YOU?!

Inej : Jes, I was wondering-

Jesper : IT’S HAPPENING!!

Inej : What?

Jesper : I’D BE HONOURED

Inej :

Inej : WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT-?

Jesper : I’d be honoured to be your best man. When did you propose to Kaz?

Inej :

Headcanon that Percy and Annabeth’s children have regular visits with their godly grandparents and Poseidon is absolutely open about his love for them while Athena tries to hide the fact that she finds the kids adorable.

😭😭😭

breathtaking | jurdan

some smut and a little dash of fluff as requested by my love @staticpetrichor

enjoy! <3

tags: @illyrianbeauty @stardustsroses @thomasscresswell @slightlyrebelliouswriter23 @nomattertheoceans @twili-al @b00kworm @mysweetvilllain @clockworkgraystairs

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The High Queen did not like to be kept waiting.

Her thoughts tugged at the wistful promise of the taste of skin and the sweetness of lips, low murmurs that had been exchanged close to an hour ago now as the council meeting dragged on to unbearable lengths. Cardan’s presence in the chair at her side did nothing to help, his tail flicking back and forth across her thigh, tickling the bare skin exposed within the slit of her dress that led all the way to her upper thigh. The only slight measure of indication of his silent flirtations was the subtle curl of his gently cruel lips, a look she wanted to painfully smack away, but would be impossible to get away with given their public circumstances.

She hated these god damned council meetings with every inch of her.

Her fingertips drummed against the polished redwood table, a soft, dull rhythm of impatience.

“I doubt the Undersea cares about the jurisdiction of the marshes, given the little political advantage to their claim,” Cardan mused, perpetuating a scattering of murmurs of assent. “I propose we pass through the territory without sending for official pardon in passage. If they have any objections to this we will feign compromise to discontinue travel through the region henceforth.“ 

Jude ground her teeth together. She knew what her husband was doing, the bastard, drawing out the menial matters of the meeting even further just to test her patience that much more.

Patience wasn’t one of her strong suits.

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Me everytime I enter a fandom :

One week ago : I’ve never heard of (insert fandom name)

One week later : I’M SO OBSESSED!! ALL I THINK ABOUT IS THAT! DAY AND NIGHT,,

pov : the slow corruption of slowly becoming apart of the cruel prince fandom *cough* cult *cough*

Percy : I’m just a normal kid!

*being a son of Poseidon,retrieves stolen lighting sceptre, finds Golden Fleece, holds up the sky, makes it out of the labyrinth and finds Daedalus, fought in the battle of manhattan, withstanding big prophecies of him multiple times, fights against Kronos, tries to stop his great grandmother which is also the earth goddess aka Gaea from awaking and succeeds*

Nobody is gonna talk about how Hazel had Leo and Frank fighting over her at age 13 🥲🥲

Okay but imagine the Percy Jackson characters at hogwarts with Harry Potter

Percy and Harry would either be best friends for enemies due to competition

Annabeth and Hermione would always be studying together/working on future homework

And Leo with..Fred and George...

Wait no the STOLL TWINS

Oh gods I need a fan fiction