Let Us See If This Is True.

maybe date the boy of pink hair and stitched mouths. “maybe”, if he exists. try to find him first, follow to trail of unsolved murders until you make it to his hometown of ashes. ask his mother while youre there, she knows his habits, she spent years under his floorboards unable to speak. find him. look him in the overly large eyes. notice his shaking hands, with skin that looks stretched and wrong. hold him. he needs comfort. date the man with the peculiar pink hairstyle you find in the street one day, or maybe dont date him, as he drags you in the alleyway and slams something blunt against your head.

he hates being touched more than anything, you know.

Buccellati: Why are we stopped?

Giorno: The light's red.

Buccellati: THERE ARE NO RED LIGHTS IN A CAR CHASE!

What's it like being you?

Quite nice, actually. Though I don’t know how to expand upon that.

This hurts me in ways I can’t express properly.

When you read JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure for the first time

As a fan of Deep Purple, I don’t think I’m ever going to get over the fact that Blackmore is named after Ritchie Blackmore.

You’ve got this guy

And then you’ve got this guy

This just doesn’t add up in my mind.

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date a cryptid with long blonde hair, with a hat of blades. date a cryptid that only appears in alleyways, whose voice comes out in shrieks. date a cryptid who never shows up alone, but you can never tell where the others come from. date a cryptid who will follow you forever if you show them kindness.

If I’m not mistaken, did Vento Aureo just get confirmed here?

actualgappyhigashikata submitted: I think it speaks for itself, don’t you?

it speaks VOLUMES