Marlene: I Hate You. You Are Self-centered, Shallow, Arrogant, And Full Of Yourself

marlene: i hate you. you are self-centered, shallow, arrogant, and full of yourself

dorcas: you’re loud, dim-witted, and think you’re amazing when really you’re so fucking annoying

marlene: i think we should make out though

dorcas: sounds good to me

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rivals to lovers they're so perfect

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regulus about sirius

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so much I LOVE IT marauders era sirius black regulus black the black brothers regulus and sirius the noble and most ancient house of black black brothers angst i love the angst

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themaraudersconstellation

2 years ago

au where regulus goes to a restaurant with barty evan dorcas and pandora and regulus says their server, james, is cute and when barty tells james he smiles and throws a pick up line meanwhile regulus is blushing like an idiot

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themaraudersconstellation

1 year ago

Sirius: I can’t believe all these people are wearing black. black is supposed to be my thing, they’re all just posers.

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he’s just like me fr

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themaraudersconstellation

7 months ago

"that trope is so overused in fanfiction"

no. i have never once looked at fanfic and thought "i wish there weren't so many amortentia Aus" "i wish they didn't always have that Oh, Oh moment" "i wish there weren't so many jokes alluding to canon"

in fact, i want more. make more silly little jokes about reg drowning. give me the oh moment again.

i will read the same trope over and over again, that's what fanfiction is for

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the oh moment is actually the best like give it to me

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themaraudersconstellation

1 year ago

imagine proffesor!remus' students' happiness when they find out he actually has a boyfriend and not a wife and three kids

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wolfstar remus lupin remus x sirius professor lupin bisexual remus lupin i would be so happy we love gay professors gay remus lupin

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themaraudersconstellation

1 year ago

remus loves DC comics and james loves marvel. they fight over it a lot.

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1 year ago

evan: i'm cold

barty: here babe, take my jacket

barty: i'm cold

evan: well damn crouch i can't control the weather

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i love them so much i love them your honor evan x barty barty crouch jr evan rosier rosekiller barty crouch junior my murderous babygirls

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