I Love Mendel So Much. He Just Loves His Wife. I Need More Characters Who Just Love Their Wife

"No one's coming for same sex marriage."

Well, that was a lie.

(drug dealer voice) yall ever hearda fraggle rock

scan 👍 (pre writing and also washi tape)

i feel like the universe shakes a magic 8 ball every three hours on whether or not im depressed and i really need it to stop doing that please

starting off the page with a very true sentiment kill the part that cringes not the part that is cringe

okay so some people in the comments were talking about how stupid it is that we're expected to be the party of peace and love and always respect everyone when theyre literally trying to put people in camps and YEAH. i am all for peace and love and respect as far as i can extend it but i cant extend it over a chasm yk. i will not stoop to their level of calling them modified slurs and shit but i will call them stupid and facists because thats what they are.

Making a shitty one-page RPG called Oh Shit It’s the Killer. The premise is simple: you’re a high schooler spending the weekend in the woods with your besties. The Killer is there also. He is trying to the Kill you

ow

I like to think that thanks to Jason's death, Dick's hair became straighter and let it grew bacause he couldn't care less. He was trying to be a good brother to Tim tho, and Timmy was trying to also be a good brother but you know, he was doing the best a little kid could know.

this is why i love tumblr. i have not seen one smidge of doctor who content and now all of my opinions on the franchise are based on the fact that the 9th doctor's swag is so lesbian

9th doctor you have to stop. your doc martens too classic. your leather jacket too cunt. your buzzcut too perfect. your swag is too lesbian...9th doctor they'll kill you.

my personal go to when my mom tries to pull the "i never did that! that never happened! that only happened once!" move is iust to say "okay momma :]" as if i were talking to an old woman who thinks ww1 is ongoing and her husband has just been captured by the japanese