Why Is Everyone Else's So Accurate?

Blaming you cause pictures of moss are now appearing on my for you

That sounds like a "you problem". Anyways, you have been mossed.

people are sending you their hear me outs..I don’t have any bad ones so I guess it’s more a simp list?

uhh..

Hitoshi Shinso, Sateriasis venomania, megalomaniac ford, ford gleeful, Banica conchita

Well, the first one is a minor, so I will ignore that.

For Sateriasis and Banica, those are quite literally look like average sword enthusiast lesbians (despite being male), and I must say that you're "based" for that.

Two of those are alternate versions of myself, so again, I will not hear you out.

Why do you have Bill as your banner? Doesn't it shine light to some not-so-great memories?

Infact, wouldn't it be clever to have the statue of Bill covered in moss as your banner? Both to reflect your accomplishments and to totally not start a moss shrine.

I feel as though a real reflection of my "accomplishments" would be no longer fearing his image. I spent so long letting myself be affected by him, that sometimes even now I forget that he has no power here.

I keep the image there, despite it not matching my blog's "aesthetic", because that's all it is to me. An image. And it can't hurt me. Perhaps someday in the future I'll change it, but for now I would rather keep that image.

oh my gosh I love the color green. whoever greened you did amazing

An alternate version of Bill Cipher. Equally infuriating as the one from my universe, except this one has a ribbon or something.

Also, if you love the color green, I would suggest visiting Dimension 73. The cheese is green there.

do you wish to respond to the allegations that you are and always have been a tree frog?

I love tree frogs. They always look so stupid and confused, and it's the cutest thing ever. I currently am not one, but I may evolve into one at a future point in time.

Have you seen the tree frogs in Dimension 96? They're huge! And residents have them as what we would consider "guard dogs". Dimension 96 has guard frogs.

Back to the original question, no. I am not a tree frog. But I hope to be one day.

STANLEY KILLED POPE FRANCIS?!

I just realized something. And of course this would happen. But Stanley won the Tumblr competition. On weed day. He swears up and down that he doesn't smoke weed, but considering how rank his bedroom smells, I'd say this makes perfect sense.

Happy weed day, Stanley.

Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

Of course. Let me just find an envelope that isn't half eaten.

Grunkle Ford, I keep being harassed by different versions of Bill

Let me consult the moss.

"slurp their eyes through silly straws"

Okay, not consulting the moss. Maybe just ignore them. When I ignored the Bill in our universe, the worse that happened to me is I got an embarrassing tattoo and a nail stuck through my hand.

Of course they say that anonymously. Cowards.

Hey, I wanna fuck you.

Hard.

N O

I AM MARRIED

BITCH

You will be decorating a Christmas tree with glitter and then get dizzy and fall off a red mountain.

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go