I Mean No Offense, But Do You Ever Wash Your Hair At All? Naturally, This Information Would Change Nothing

I mean no offense, but do you ever wash your hair at all? Naturally, this information would change nothing for you.

Stanley keeps telling me that my hair isn't fluffy, it's actually curly and I'm just "not taking care of it". I said that wouldn't make sense, because almost no one else in our family has curly hair. We all have fluffy, unkempt hair. He said to just try washing my hair without aggressively brushing it out afterwards, "and even if it doesn't work, just do it to prove me wrong".

I am going to wash my hair, and I'll come back to tell you all when it inevitably turns out to just be a fluffy mess again.

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1 month ago

My phone isn't the issue, Tumblr is the issue! Unless that little blue freak is trying to hack my account again.

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

1 month ago

He actually did do one, but I'm curious about your playlist now.

rules: Put your "On Repeat" playlist on shuffle and list out the first ten songs that play, then tag ten people!

tagged by @ourheianera <3 thank you for the tag!!

1. black sorrow - park byeong hoon

2. dead man’s hand - lord huron

3. the night we met - lord huron

4. all-in - 6FU;

5. guilty conscience - tate mcrae

6. break! - AK刘彰

7. greenlight - tate mcrae

8. cure - akugetsu, park byeong hoon

9. like i do - tate mcrae

10. love you goodbye - one direction

tagging (no pressure) @chuuyanakaahara @smolhours @that-was-anticlimactic @chrysofightme !!

1 month ago

Why would anyone call that number. Anyways, I'm glad you freaks got married. You deserve each other.

(Genuinely, I am happy for you!)

Do you like eating souls?

Do you wanna liberate dimensions?

Well, I've got you covered!

For just a human heart a day, I can liberate your dimension!

Note,

NO ONE WILL SURVIVE. IF YOU WANT ME TO SPARE SOMEONE, THAT'S AN EXTRA HUMAN EYEBALL.

Call or text 666-666-EXE for me to liberate your dimension!

That's 666-666-EXE, if you wanna copy it down!

D̸̢̮̫̰̥̗̘̱͉͙͙̺̫̏͒̅̌O̸̙͙̺̰͚͎̙͔̦͇͗̒̋͛̄͐̓̽̄͛́͂̀̑̕ͅͅͅ️N̴̟̬̠̣͍̹̜̠̘̮͎̥̜̳̖̋͋͛̆́̂̀̅̓̕ͅͅ'T̶̢̧̨̝̺̺̿̑͆̀͋̎̅̓͘̕͝ T̶̢̧̨̝̺̺̿̑͆̀͋̎̅̓͘̕͝R̴͇͌̀̆̍̽͝͠ͅ️U̴̡̥̱̫͕̞̐͂͒̑̽̋̐͊̈́͗̚️S̴̨̛͇̺͇͕̟̘͎̗͖̙͍̭̞͇̒͆̀͝T̶̢̧̨̝̺̺̿̑͆̀͋̎̅̓͘̕͝ T̶̢̧̨̝̺̺̿̑͆̀͋̎̅̓͘̕͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝I̸̡̛̳͌̉͋͐͒̍L̴̢̥̞͚̫̠̰̳͍̹͎̠̲̺̳͛̾͌̆́̂̒͗̓͝ͅ️S̴̨̛͇̺͇͕̟̘͎̗͖̙͍̭̞͇̒͆̀͝

Anyway folks, have a nice day!

(You too, Rewrite)

OOH , THAT SOUNDS FUN ! EVERYONE CALL THAT NUMBER !


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1 month ago

A Mystery Shack of Moonstone and Sun

Bank Of Sapphire Cold?

Bank of Sapphire Cold?

1 month ago

FUCK YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND, "SONIC". IF THAT EVEN IS YOUR REAL NAME.

petty princess. /derogatory

I am both petty and a princess, so this statement cannot possibly be derogatory.

1 month ago

Okay, we didn't all need to hear about that.

JUST HERE TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU ' RE A LOSER ! FAGTA ! ( MEANT THREATENINGLY )

Okay, now that language I recognize. Pretty bold words for a man who is married to a man. The pot seems keen on calling the kettle black.

1 month ago

Then the only feasible explanation is that you smoked so much weed, the fumes reached Italy.

MR. PINES DID YOU KILL POPE FRANCIS

https://www.tumblr.com/sexyman-contest-2025/781444941384761344/i-have-just-been-informed-that-the-tumblr-sexyman?source=share

I WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING WITHOUT A LAWYER (that I do not have)

I INVOKE THE FIFTH

1 month ago
W H A T .

W h a t .

These jellybeans are fucking "bussin" or whatever the fuck kids say nowadays.

These Jellybeans Are Fucking "bussin" Or Whatever The Fuck Kids Say Nowadays.
These Jellybeans Are Fucking "bussin" Or Whatever The Fuck Kids Say Nowadays.
These Jellybeans Are Fucking "bussin" Or Whatever The Fuck Kids Say Nowadays.

I got them off of some guy in an alley and. Woah. I've never tasted anything like it. I feel like I'm ready to ascend.

I will never regret this.

1 month ago

Fuck your husband.

JUST HERE TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU ' RE A LOSER ! FAGTA ! ( MEANT THREATENINGLY )

Okay, now that language I recognize. Pretty bold words for a man who is married to a man. The pot seems keen on calling the kettle black.

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therealstanfordpines - Stanford Pines
Stanford Pines

I have been "greened", whatever that means. It has not yet spread to the rest of my blog, but I am now mossy.The author of 2.5 journals about strange happenings in Gravity Falls. Not in love with an omnipotent demon taking the form of an isosceles triangle. He/Him. I am not obligated to share my sexual orientation, so I will leave it up to your interpretation.Current occupation: professional MonsterfuckerCurrent relationship status: Married No, this is not a "roleplay account". The only role-playing I am interested in is the occasional Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons campaign.

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