FUCK YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND, "SONIC". IF THAT EVEN IS YOUR REAL NAME.

Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

He's not online because his lazy ass is still asleep. Stanley Pines is still legally dead, after all. You can't arrest a dead man.

Grunkle Ford, did Grunkle Stan kill the pope?

Yes. He was smoking weed with the Pope and caused him to have a stroke.

Grunkle Ford, did Grunkle Stan kill the pope?

Yes. He was smoking weed with the Pope and caused him to have a stroke.

As my niece so eloquently put it, "Get a room!"

I went gambling

I'm drinked

I love youuu..

YOU ARE VERY SILLY ! I DON ' T NEED TO DRINK TO TELL YOU I LOVE YOU <3 BUT GET SOBER SOON ! AND NO RUNNING FASTER THAN 15 MPH UNTIL YOU ARE !

Okay, with these results I will find a way to go back in time to prevent myself from getting married.

Due to a medical issue, unfortunately, I will not be able to proceed with the DDnMD campaign until the 15th of May. I will still have the server open on the 8th, but I doubt I'll have the energy to start the game then. I will post more about it in the upcoming week.

My hair is curly. I'd say about 2c, maybe even more if I actually spent time doing one of those ridiculous hair routines.

Stanley keeps telling me that my hair isn't fluffy, it's actually curly and I'm just "not taking care of it". I said that wouldn't make sense, because almost no one else in our family has curly hair. We all have fluffy, unkempt hair. He said to just try washing my hair without aggressively brushing it out afterwards, "and even if it doesn't work, just do it to prove me wrong".

I am going to wash my hair, and I'll come back to tell you all when it inevitably turns out to just be a fluffy mess again.

i thoughr you liked wierd things?

First Anon

I like weird things when they don't have anything to do with Bill Cipher. Also, you have now been mossed.

They were given to me.

MR. PINES DID YOU KILL POPE FRANCIS

https://www.tumblr.com/sexyman-contest-2025/781444941384761344/i-have-just-been-informed-that-the-tumblr-sexyman?source=share

I WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING WITHOUT A LAWYER (that I do not have)

I INVOKE THE FIFTH

Stanley. You could easily get there. It's one of the places we charted a course to when we were sailing. Don't try to lie.

MR. PINES DID YOU KILL POPE FRANCIS

https://www.tumblr.com/sexyman-contest-2025/781444941384761344/i-have-just-been-informed-that-the-tumblr-sexyman?source=share

I WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING WITHOUT A LAWYER (that I do not have)

I INVOKE THE FIFTH