Hear Me Out: The Angel From The Amazing Digital Circus

I found this beautiful wasp today- it was Red-and-Black Mason wasp. It was walking on the ground, minding its own business. I don't know why it was walking, but that's not the point.

The point of this is, my brother stepped on it. Sorry, did I say stepped? I meant stomped on. Repeatedly.

That could have been someone's best friend. Someone's lover. The queen wasp's greatest hunter. But now it's squished.

I will never* forgive you, Stanley.

*I will most likely be over this in about two hours.

Well, it definitely suits you better.

What is a "Paranormal bottom"?

All you need to know is that I AM NOT ONE. Furthermore, I SHOULD NOT BE CALLED ONE.

I got the name from a nickname generator.

I'm weird? You can't even space or capitalize correctly.

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

Hey, he doesn't wear the stupid hat anymore. He's switched over to stupid goggles. And he has a mansion.

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

Should I stay in my toxic, unhealthy relationship? Here's a picture of my bf for reference

I was originally going to say, "Absolutely not, you should never stay in a toxic relationship!" But if your boyfriend is that beautiful princess with a disorder, then don't leave him. Ever.

do you think someone who eats moss has common sense?

Yes, actually. I am acquainted with a teenager named Kris Dreemur, and they eat moss while having common sense.

Chapters: 2/? Yes, I finally got the second chapter done! I have written quite a bit and decided to space it out between several chapters, and will update them (hopefully) in a timely manner.

who is LITERALLY hotter? Bill or Stan? does Bill have body temperature (talking triangle form, but maybe when he also has physical form like in weirdmageddon because otherwise he's just a dream demon)

talking temperature wise like when you compared you and stan on the other post

Temperature wise, Bill is hotter. I mean so hot that he feels almost cold to the touch. I'd say his core temperature hovers around 3,549 degrees Fahrenheit, which is just one degree below the melting point of flesh. So, don't go near him when he has a fever.

I roll to kiss the nerd! Also, it can't go into the negatives or below 20! Hahaaa!

You seem to not understand how this game works. You don't decide how the dice rolls. That's the entire point of the game. But fine, I will humor you.

You rolled... a 39?! This is a 38-sided die. I need to go lie down.

He's not online because his lazy ass is still asleep. Stanley Pines is still legally dead, after all. You can't arrest a dead man.

Grunkle Ford, did Grunkle Stan kill the pope?

Yes. He was smoking weed with the Pope and caused him to have a stroke.