You Can Pick Your Friends, And You Can Pick Your Nose, But Neither Should Be Done Using A Pickaxe. (Unless

I heard that.

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go my isopods!!

Huh. Neat

Link to see what your morality is! Here's mine lmao

@puppycuddler @iceslushii @someguyiguess @vanoss-and-crew @vanoss-luigi @squirsquirrel @pjo-hoo-toa-freakazoid

We slaying with the literal interpretation with this one 🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥💯🔥💯🔥💯🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣

please don't reblog this post a devilish temptress tricked me into making it and she placed a hex upon it so that every reblog removes a molecule from my body

Reblog if

A) you're panromantic

B) you like cats

C) you wish you were a dragon

D) you're hanging on by a thred

But don't say which

Tinella Nosa

ok let me just do something here

REBLOG this post with your favorite toh character/the one you kin the most/or both and your sexual orientation + your gender identity ITS FOR SCIENCE

I'm going to tell you my pokemon go friend number

705200733551

This has been my pokemon go friend number

think I somehow angered rotom...

What did you say?

Hm. It has been kind of slow around here lately. Quick, someone say something bizarre and controversial to incite drama!

let me tell you driving from Ohio to Washington in a SmartCar with everything I owned was funny enough on its own but once I got west of the Rockies, every. single. time. I stopped ar a gas station, random dads would just spawn beside my car. like there was some sort of dad portal following me. and they’d see my ohio plates and go, “did you DRIVE through the mountains in that?” and every. single. time. I’d go, “well, they didn’t airlift me!”

it killed. it absolutely cleared ever time. never failed to make the dads laugh. they were obsessed. i said it the same every time. it was like I was in a groundhog day timeloop on interstate 70 westbound gas stations. and you know what? I was happy.

I forgot it’s February. February is the most terrible month. That is why I have this image.

That said, at this point, I should probably just post a SURVIVE [MONTH] every month. 

How the HEC did I get thirteen followers?

...what is this, Cult of the Lamb?