You Know How The Word "feline" Refers To Cats, And "canine" Refers To Dogs? There Are A Whole Bunch More

I decided to share this around Tumblr, as well

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Hisui

I would like to challenge you

Oh yeah? Sweet! I'd love to find you!!! Just gimme a time and place!!!!!!

sorry I was napping

these are the only boobies i want to see on my timeline !!!

you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but neither should be done using a pickaxe. (Unless you're reeeeeeealy careful)

here have a cat

Call me biodegradable 'cause I break down easily

shoulder cross thing?

Sometimes I think about the fact that I have conversations with people over reblogs, and it's basically as if I stood out in the village square and shouted back and forth with someone on the other side of the square.

The Zelda you play as might go on to become Hylia. Why she named herself after a lake I know not, I shall not presume to know the iner machinations of a goddess

timeline placemnt for echoes

probably already done, but here's my take:

Echoes of Wisdom takes place at the beginning.

Before the cycle, before Skyward Sword, before Hylia even came around.

I HAVE EVIDENCE (maybe)

First, the creation story, as told by ome of the goddesses. They made the world, Null isnt happy about that. No other creation story (ahem, looking at you Great Deku Tree) talks about Null or any voidlike entity. Furthermore, if my memory is right, Hylia isnt even mentioned in Echoes of Wisdom.

Which means that the whole part of the golden goddesses asking Hylia to watch over the triforce hasnt happened. Why? Because they've had no need to do so until now. Nobody even knew where it was. The Prime Energy was not for mortals to hold. Civilization hasnt gotten to the point of power-hungry people yet.

So, Hylia isnt around. There is no "blood of the goddess" yet. That's why the prophecy calls for a priestess. Someone who can communicate with the goddesses. Done.

Link is just...Link. Just some kid. No reincarnated spirit, he's just a guy who wants to make his world better.

This isnt as in depth as I wanted to make it, but I might make a seperate post with more details.

Antique stores in strip malls are like, "Welcome in! We have the most breakable and expensive items the world has ever known and aisles you couldn't squeeze a greased toddler through and if you even THINK about perusing our figurines you WILL smash $10,000 worth of uranium glass with your big fat succulent buttcheeks," and every time I'm like, "I love to play laser spy maze. You're on."