So, Folks...

@i-am-a-fish hey look

I had a really weird dream where I created this absolute disaster of a meme and it went viral. The quality was this bad in my dream too. wtf. this is terrible lmao.

#ihavenoideawhatthisis

Gender is a performance and I'm helping people burn down the cinema

call my tits sam and dean the way they’re super naturals

They were drinking salt water

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

@i-am-a-fish

New ask game:

Reblog if you want your followers to tell you what your trademark ™️ is. Like, what’s that thing that really identifies you.

this is the perfect person.

How do notes get broken anyway?

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

Looks delicious

Can has please

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go my isopods!!

[They'll say: There goes that cool cat that breaks-all-the-rules cat that dangerous lead cat.]

...

What

Is. Is not dating a violation of "the rules?"

Zuerst wurde Eulenspiegel Hofjunge bei einem Raubritter, an dessen Burg er vorüberkam.